me and my wife and a dog named
Gettin' kinda cool up for a man like me.
Well, I don't mind workin' in the sleet and snow,
but the one that gets down to 40 below,
it's a little too cool for me,
Well, stopped in a town called
Drivin' all day and ready for a little nip
Well, after 14 flats and a
We was just about ready for a
That's a little too much for me
We was sittin' at a table
When the biggest man in the
Poured a glass of beer down the front
of my sweet wife's dresser
Well, accidents happen, so I let him alone
Everybody likes to pick on me,
Well, hit him in the belly,
and I hit him in the chin
And he just stand there and
Well, my sweet little wife
And when she hit him, he hit the ground
She hit a little harder than me,
When he come up swingin' like
Across two tables and into
Well, I hit him in the teeth
And I seen his eyes begin to stir
to underestimate a little man
Well, everybody in the house
They could tell this little man was
They could tell by the look in
my eye that I was gettin' sore
And all of them scared to
And break up the fight and wound me,
And I just knew he'd kill me for sure
And I called on my sweet little
Natchie got him by the seat of his pants
And I seen me a big man doin' a dance
Well, he turned around and made
Right behind the ear and knocked
Well, fifteen bites and two blocks later
Natchie swang on like an alligator
And we figured we better call him off
Well, that's the way it's
Big man jumpin' on a little man
He's afraid to go jumpin'
Well, that's okay, but before you hit him
You better look around and
Better take a little tip from me,
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