Key: F major
Verse 1
but have one anyway
While I'm on the subject, baby,
F#
B
E
A
have a happy birthday
How's your father? How's
Don't it make you itch a little,
F#
'Cause television's here to save us and tell
Interlude 1
E
B
E
Verse 2
E
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
Show me an old one but don't
F#
B
turn out your love light
Interlude 2
E
Verse 3
that's a real good size
I could lie there on the floor and just look
F#
B
E
at you all night long
I could twist your knobs right off,
fool around with you
C#m
F#
B
I don't need no TV guide tell me what
Verse 4
E
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
A
Verse 5
E
Am
A
too old to rock 'n' roll
baby, use my remote control
B
Verse 6
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
Interlude 3
E
B
E
B
E
Em
E
Verse 7
E
C#m
You got nineteen inches, baby,
I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby,
F#
B
E
and just look around
I love your cute little rabbit ears,
I love your cable and your box
And when I turn out the light at
night, baby,
F#
B
E
I hope that light never stops
Your love light, Kojak
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