Key: E minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I was the kind of kid back in school
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Who wore a members only jacket,
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and said it was cool
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That's when I met katrina,
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she was best friends with seshel
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I thought she was the one,
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yeah I thought that she was special
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I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
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I said I'll take you in my nova,
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to the tasty freeze
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She said, I know all about you,
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more than I should
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I know all about the dirty mags
Verse 2
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I'm supposed to sleep
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and I'm married to the ephedrine
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How am I supposed to sleep when I've
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been stalked by a lesbian now
Verse 3
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Now don't take it light,
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it might seem funny to you
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Yesterday my science project,
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was covered in glue
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So I asked that guy seshel, I said
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was it something I said
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He said quit being so fuckin' paranoid,
Verse 4
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looking at me,
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The guy that always gets
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shot in every movie you see
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Oh god she's walking this way,
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oh god what should I say,
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I hope and pray that she could
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ever be straight
Verse 5
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So I was
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at a bar the other night and I
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looked across the room and there's this girl and she walks up to me and she's beautiful and she says 'hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' and I freaked I said 'oh my god I thought you looked familiar' about this time this 400 fucking pound woman walks up with Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck,
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she comes waddling and says 'don't fuck with my girl' I looked at jabba straight in the fucking eye and say 'don't worry every time I picture Katrina's face it's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat- assed, 3 chinned neck' she says 'are you stupid?' I say 'no I'm just sober!'
Verse 6
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and I'm married to the ephedrine
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How am I supposed to sleep when I've been
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stalked by a lesbian now
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Verse 7
And she beat the shit out of me
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