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Jiggle The Handle easy guitar chords by 
Gwar
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Intro 1
Am
Verse 1
Am
Gwar, I bring forth
the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your
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Am
D
G
Am
bodies.
Your turds have more power than
D
Am
mere human feces
D
Let's use it's great power
Am
to recover the pieces
Verse 2
Am
Hey! hey jackass!
Yea you!
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C
D
Am
D
You got to love me so good!
C
D
Am
Yea, yea you can de pend on me
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Am
D
Depending on, if my water's on
If my pipe's unglogged
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D
Am
Ah if you're water- logged
Baby, I am the hole I am your
toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
D
Just pay just pay my shitty toll! ah.
Verse 3
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C
G
Coated in shit I give all
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D
you desire
C
G
Am
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
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C
G
We'll use the plunger if block
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D
age won't budge
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G
Am
It's a door through the plane of fudge
Verse 4
Am
Gm
D
So many times I have found you,
B5
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C
Am
D
C
still I always piss on the ground
D
Am
D
Bm
B5
Now that I can use you I'm
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C
Am
D
gonna stop fucking around
Bm
If you need shit, then I got shit
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C
Am
On that you can depend
Bm
D
I'll pump your stump,
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Am
You fuckin' hump, my crappy,
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Am
Bm
crap- caked friend
Verse 5
D
The portal potty,
Bm
a gift from the gods
Am
C
Let's pay it tribute
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Bm
and bury our wads
Verse 6
D
I think we know what it's all about.
Bm
Am
C
Jiggle the handle and watch
Am
G
something jump out.
Verse 7
G
F#5
F
I am a woman and I
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Eb
G
have my needs.
F#5
F
You can never really know just
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Eb
G
where or when I'll bleed
You need my egg,
F#5
F
E
Eb
G
I need your seed
But pray at the altar,
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F
E
Eb
the toilet must feed!
Verse 8
D
Yea, I'll bring ya some
suckers for a killing spree
G
Just keep that fucking
D
tampon away from me.
Verse 9
D
Bb
D
Take in
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this world,
D
it's so beautiful
Filthy humans, you're all so full of it
Bb
That which you can't stand
you can't understand
D
Speak the mystic words
G
and bring forth
D
Bb
Dm
D
C
A turd you turn around into it and turn over to
D
me.
Interlude 1
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Dm
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Am
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Am
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Am
Verse 10
Cross the river, leave the abyss
Verse 11
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
G
Each virgin sacrifice speaks
these magic words.
F#5
F
E
Well, jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
Eb
Yea!
Verse 12
G
here it comes baby,
F#5
I'm dropping my load
F
I'm ain't just on it,
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Eb
I am the commode! ah!
Verse 13
G
The power of the toilet
must never be abused
F#5
F
He must be plunged, he must be sponged,
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Eb
or carnage could ensue.
G
If a dead sheep had clogged him,
F#5
F
who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the master
here, wouldn't that be a surprise!
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