Jackass
Jackass

Jackass easy guitar chords by Bloodhound Gang

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    • Verse 1
    Jackass. 

    I'm 
    a 
    Pimped out 
    Jedi 
    Knight, 

    Obi-Wan 
    meets 
    Dolomite, 

    Ben 
    Kenobi went 
    and 
    got 
    himself 
    a 
    Pompador, 


    These aren't 
    the 
    whores 

    Verse 2
    you're 
    looking 
    for 

    Jackass. 

    If 
    the Crocodile 
    hunter 
    smoked 
    weed, 

    Steve 
    Irwin 
    burning 
    herb 
    in 
    his 
    Jeep
    , 

    Kicks 
    the 
    kangaroos 
    for 

    laughing 
    at 
    his 
    hair 
    cut, 

    Verse 3
    Used 
    to fall 
    for 
    that 
    too 
    but 

    (Chorus) 

    If 
    you 
    knew 
    me 
    like, 

    I 
    know 
    myself, 

    You'd 
    hate 
    me 
    like 

    I 
    hate 
    myself, 

    'Cause 
    i'm 
    a 
    ... 

    Verse 4
    Jackass. 
    Got 
    no 

    Rabbit 
    in 
    this 
    hat, 

    'Cause 
    I'm 
    pulling 
    it 
    out 
    my 
    as
    s 

    Ain't 
    Siegfried 
    or 
    Roy 
    but 
    I could 
    be, 


    Verse 5
    Making 
    Magic 
    with 
    a pussy. 

    Jackass. 

    Like 
    that 
    dude 
    in 
    Tienemen Square, 

    With 
    a Six 
    pack 
    and 
    a folding 
    chair, 

    Guy 
    bothered 
    the parade 

    and 
    ended 
    up, 

    Playing 
    Chicken 
    with 
    the tanks 
    but 

    Interlude 1


    (Chorus) 
    We 
    could 
    Verse 6

    out 
    the 
    Lesbian 
    Spice 
    Girl, 

    They 
    could 
    try 
    to 
    run 
    Game 
    on 
    the 
    ODB. 

    They 
    could 
    kick 
    every 
    douche 

    bag 
    off 
    the 
    Real 
    World, 

    But 
    they 
    won't 
    get 
    rid 
    of 
    me! 


    Verse 7
    If 
    I 
    knew 
    you 
    like, 

    You 
    know 
    yourself, 

    I'd 
    hate 
    you 
    like, 

    You 
    hate 
    yourself, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    Hate 
    your
    self, 

    'Cause 
    you're 
    a 
    Jackass! 

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