Is This A Party, Or A Dick-Measuring Contest? chords by Dr. Acula

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The bar fills up and the drinks star mixing
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A cluster fuck of shame dis
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pensed to lower your neck
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By the time the barkeep hits the table
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My sights are set on tonight's
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last pathetic attempt
Moving like a huntress
across the dance floor
We meet at the waist and
rediscover our flaws
She's shaking hard when
I sniffle so softly
She drops her glass and knees
right down to the floor
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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
As I show her to the basement apartment
That has been built on endless nights like this
I hear words never so clearly
I won't stop till you're on your knees, baby, please,
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please
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I understand that this might
come as a shocker
You're not the first,
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there's always time for last
Don't get upset,
you were somewhat still worth it
But on the top you gotta
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flip this shit fast
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