Key: C major
Verse 1
G
F
C
for this
I'm gonna keep
G
F
the headphones though
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my mom's ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail
nobody called
G
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my
Facebook wall
C
G
You know my pants sag low(low)
went out of style like
And lyrically I'm not the best
Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
guest up at the sausage fest
my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my
verses are purchased
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
and if you like this
It's cause my little sister wrote it
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my mom's ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
F
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
F
Verse 2
G
C
G
F
*The swagger of a cripple*
Verse 3
hunt - nope- and I can't ski
F
G
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
Might be wit with my wifey
Uh and my unibrow plucked
borrow ten bucks
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens
You skinny
Go get a gym membership
and vitamins
You, dad, and aunt Steve
Suit's untailored ringtone Taylor Swift
cause i haven't done shit
Body ungroomed
The only good thing about
me is I'm off stage soon
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my moms ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail nobody called
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
C
G
F
I'm awesome
C
G
F
Dm
Further more I'm cornier
than ethanol
Cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten
living in a motor home
Even though I got shit for brains
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
C
Dm
optimous and I'm not even the bomb
In Maine
On my game I'm only about
as sexy as John McCain
you have nightmares
there was a fight here
If you drink light beer
I'm out of breath
No, you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my moms ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail
nobody called
G
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
C
G
F
C
G
F
I'm awesome
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C F Dm Am
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