Key: D# minor
Verse 1
Gm
D
Gm
Some guy, gabbler, London Zoo,
check it, allow me to introduce myself
I'm a dick, yeah,
the biggest that you'll ever know
D
Gm
I'm a dick, I represent the Z -O -O
I'm a dick, and I don't give a
shit what you're doing
I'm a dick, I'm the guy who's staring
at you while you're eating
D
Gm
I'm a dick, the type who'll draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick, I'll be cutting and
butting it while you speak it
Eb
Gm
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
D
Eb
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an embarrassment
And I'm a dick,
D
Eb
you should get to know me,
I've wasted opportunities
by getting wasted
D
Gm
Had a shot, didn't take it,
no wonder I haven't made it
My demo tape was half
finished and half arsed
D
Gm
Then I left it to the last minute,
the chance passed
Now I'm back doing what I do best,
they can't hack it
D
Gm
No one takes me seriously,
cause I used to be a crackhead
I clean myself up
and now I tease the fiends
I murder my ex
and bite off more than I can chew
And this is all I really know
and this is all I really want
And those who know the double,
Eb
Gm
oh no we ain't in it for the dollar
And we ain't hollering or
following or wallowing
Or squabbling or wobbling
Eb
Gm
and waddling around
And it's too late to edit,
cause I said it and I meant it when I did it
Eb
Gm
If you get it, it's just for the, my sound
Eb
Gm
I'm a dick
I stay up late and look pasty and err
I'm a dick
D
Gm
Looking at my girl, you'd be like,
how'd you get her?
I'm such a dick
I'm coming for the gold,
the frankincense and the mer
Oh, I'm a dick
D
Eb
You best prepare yourself,
I'm dick
I'll take a decent June
and lace you with obscenities
I'm a dick
D
Eb
Gm
An d I'm addicted to the blunt
smoke and Hennessy
I'm dick
I must have done so many drugs,
I've lost my memories
I'm a dick
D
Eb
My heart forever bleeds
My name is Diablo
The judge said, better use
what little common sense
you've got, sonny
it's not funny
I've been arrested, been in court,
been a naughty boy
I thought I knew it all, I had it all and lost it all
D
Eb
I fucked it up and even
Cause all I used to do is get
high and talk shit
Eb
Gm
got the balls to admit
They say it's not art, I say bullets
They say, excuse me
I say, yo, yo,
what you talkin' about, mate?
And then I carry on with
I went from Buddha, Buddha, to Buddha,
and overjungled Buddha
on the foul mouth
Wanna blame if anybody found out
I'm not a rapper,
Eb
Gm
I'm just thinking out loud
I'm sorry, I'm a dick
I say some stupid shit and
kill the conversation
I'm a dick
D
Gm
I'm a spastic in social situations
I'm a dick
Don't give a fuck about the
rules and regulations
Oh, I'm a dick
That's who I am
I'm a dick
Shout at people loudly out my car window
Eb
Gm
Old enough to know better,
yeah he thinks so
I've been through heaven and hell
Eb
Gm
and now I'm in lip mode
I impress the most hard to impress
Don't accept nothing apart from the best
And you can put it to the test,
the mad hatter
D
Gm
I'm the man who's come to spray
can your brain matter
Cause the rappers get bigger,
their raps get shitter
Eb
Gm
and their tracks get crapper
I'm a dick,
I'm the guy who's staring at you
while you're eating
D
Gm
I'm a dick, if I could draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick,
I'll be cutting and butting
it while you sleep
Oh I'm a dick, that's what I'm saying
Eb
Gm
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
D
Eb
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an imbalance
D
Eb
I'm a dick, you should get to know me
I'm a dick
D
Gm
C'mon, sorry, I mean,
at I can admit it. Damn.
D
Outro 1
Gm
D
Gm
D
Gm
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