Key: D# minor
Verse 1
G#m
D#
G#m
Some guy, gabbler, Lon don Zoo,
check it, allow me to introduce myself
I'm a dick, yeah,
the biggest that you'll ever know
D#
G#m
I'm a dick, I represent the Z -O -O
I'm a dick, and I don't give a
shit what you're doing
I'm a dick, I'm the guy who's staring
at you while you're eating
D#
G#m
I'm a dick, the type who'll draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick, I'll be cutting and
butting it while you speak it
E
G#m
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
D#
E
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an embarrassment
And I'm a dick,
D#
E
you should get to know me,
I've wasted opportunities
by getting wasted
D#
G#m
Had a shot, didn't take it,
no wonder I haven't made it
My demo tape was half
finished and half arsed
D#
G#m
Then I left it to the last minute,
the chance passed
Now I'm back doing what I do best,
they can't hack it
D#
G#m
No one takes me seriously,
cause I used to be a crackhead
I clean myself up
and now I tease the fiends
I murder my ex
and bite off more than I can chew
And this is all I really know
and this is all I really want
And those who know the double,
E
G#m
oh no we ain't in it for the dollar
And we ain't hollering or
following or wallowing
Or squabbling or wobbling
E
G#m
and waddling around
And it's too late to edit,
cause I said it and I meant it when I did it
E
G#m
If you get it, it's just for the, my sound
E
G#m
I'm a dick
I stay up late and look pasty and err
I'm a dick
D#
G#m
Looking at my girl, you'd be like,
how'd you get her?
I'm such a dick
I'm coming for the gold,
the frankincense and the mer
Oh, I'm a dick
D#
E
You best prepare yourself,
I'm dick
I'll take a decent June
and lace you with obscenities
I'm a dick
D#
E
G#m
An d I'm addicted to the blunt
smoke and Hennessy
I'm dick
I must have done so many drugs,
I've lost my memories
I'm a dick
D#
E
My heart forever bleeds
My name is Diablo
The judge said, better use
what little common sense
you've got, sonny
it's not funny
I've been arrested, been in court,
been a naughty boy
I thought I knew it all, I had it all and lost it all
D#
E
I fucked it up and even
Cause all I used to do is get
high and talk shit
E
G#m
got the balls to admit
They say it's not art, I say bullets
They say, excuse me
I say, yo, yo,
what you talkin' about, mate?
And then I carry on with
I went from Buddha, Buddha, to Buddha,
and overjungled Buddha
on the foul mouth
Wanna blame if anybody found out
I'm not a rapper,
E
G#m
I'm just thinking out loud
I'm sorry, I'm a dick
I say some stupid shit and
kill the conversation
I'm a dick
D#
G#m
I'm a spastic in social situations
I'm a dick
Don't give a fuck about the
rules and regulations
Oh, I'm a dick
That's who I am
I'm a dick
Shout at people loudly out my car window
E
G#m
Old enough to know better,
yeah he thinks so
I've been through heaven and hell
E
G#m
and now I'm in lip mode
I impress the most hard to impress
Don't accept nothing apart from the best
And you can put it to the test,
the mad hatter
D#
G#m
I'm the man who's come to spray
can your brain matter
Cause the rappers get bigger,
their raps get shitter
E
G#m
and their tracks get crapper
I'm a dick,
I'm the guy who's staring at you
while you're eating
D#
G#m
I'm a dick, if I could draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick,
I'll be cutting and butting
it while you sleep
Oh I'm a dick, that's what I'm saying
E
G#m
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
D#
E
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an imbalance
D#
E
I'm a dick, you should get to know me
I'm a dick
D#
G#m
C'mon, sorry, I mean,
at I can admit it. Damn.
D#
Outro 1
G#m
D#
G#m
D#
G#m
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