Key: E minor•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It's important to practice good hygiene
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At least if you wanna run
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shit that I've seen
They say don't say nothing if
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you can't say nice things
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Sittin' too close to him on BART,
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I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
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I was a victim of breath on hum
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Running his yap about what sets he from
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I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
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'Cause his coat had the stench
Or bathrooms in a bus station
and some raisins
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Amazing... head to toe B.O
He didn't know,
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used to the fragrance
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He felt manly and not like a maiden
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He had one dread, and fungus
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toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would
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You gotta wash your
Verse 2
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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Verse 3
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Now in class you need total concentration
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But there's kids in the back
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and neither were poster boys
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Both of 'em smell like the
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Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
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One's fool's feet smelled like it
Brimstone,
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girls would never bring him home
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then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud,
you earled all over yourself," yeah
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I go so deep on your ass,
you'll be submerged
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your feet smell lurid
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Go look it up, and while you're at it,
get a cup
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You get our vote for most stinkiest
Undergarments tight,
about to leap out your holey sweats
And we holdin' bets,
and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself,
And wash your mothafuckin body
'fore your sweatshirt melt
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The funk got you captive
You don't need a map, bitch
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Verse 4
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair,
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Or else you'll be funky
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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Outro 1
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