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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks chords by
Bloodhound Gang
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Key: E major•
Verse 1
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If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
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I'll have the poo-poo platter
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platter
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My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed
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me in Home Ec. class
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Later in the afternoon some jarheads in
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the locker room kicked my ass
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I said guys I'm like you I like
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Monster Trucks too
Verse 2
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Want to see how many push-ups I I can do?
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I just wish I was queer so
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I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
Verse 3
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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But if I were handsome just imagine
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how great it would be
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Incognito as gay though but not actually
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that way though pseudo homo
Verse 4
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Phony
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Maybe it's a stupid theory

or maybe just stupidity
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But if I was a queerbee in
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the fashion industry
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Scoring with a super model

would be easy
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Verse 5

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'Cause 'super model' means voluptuous
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but is also is synonymous with
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'Super dumb'
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Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd
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treat me like a sister and soon
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I'd become
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Verse 6
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That trusted friend that cares that
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rubs her back and braids her hair
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No it wouldn't be a week
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before I'm in her underwear
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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Verse 7

Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my
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denim it's what's in my genes
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The
Verse 8
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only smoked meat the only sausage
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I would eat is made by Jimmy
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Dean
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See I'm not to keen on
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the smell of Vaseline
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No I'm not Princess Di and
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I don't want to be a queen
Verse 9
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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
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Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
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change my name to Dirk or Lewis
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Hang out with my mom's hair stylist
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his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
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Talks like this
Verse 10
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And wear my mother's lingerie
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learn the songs of Broadway
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And appreciate Depeche Mode
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and avant garde ballet
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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Verse 11

Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Chicks dig guys that are
Verse 12
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See
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I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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And I don't shave my heiny
Verse 13
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Don't shave my heiny
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

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Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • A

  • G

  • Bm

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  • D

  • E

Capo: 2

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The original key of I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by Bloodhound Gang is E major.

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