I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks easy guitar chords by Bloodhound Gang

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    • Verse 1
    If 
    your 
    ass 
    is 
    a Chinese 
    restaurant 

    I'll 
    have 
    the 
    poo-poo 
    plat
    ter 

    platter 

    My 
    friend 
    Jerry 
    Vandergrift kissed 

    me 
    in 
    Home 
    Ec. 
    class 

    Later 
    in 
    the 
    afternoon 
    some 
    jarheads in 

    the 
    locker 
    room 
    kicked 
    my 
    ass 

    I 
    said 
    guys 
    I'm 
    like 
    you 
    I 
    like 

    Monster 
    Trucks 
    too 

    Verse 2
    Want 
    to see 
    how 
    many 
    push-ups 
    I 
    I 
    can 
    do? 

    I 
    just 
    wish 
    I 
    was 
    queer 
    so 

    I 
    could 
    get 
    chicks 

    Chicks 
    dig 
    guys 
    that 
    are 

    Queer 
    guys 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 

    Verse 3
    Chicks 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 
    guys 
    like 
    me 

    See 
    I'm 
    not 
    queer 
    I'm 
    too 
    ugly 

    But 
    if 
    I 
    were 
    handsome 
    just 
    imagine 

    how 
    great 
    it 
    would 
    be 

    Incog
    nito 
    as 
    gay 
    though 
    but 
    not 
    actually 

    that 
    way 
    though 
    pseudo 
    homo 

    Verse 4
    Phony 

    Maybe 
    it's 
    a stupid 
    the
    ory 

    or 
    maybe 
    just 
    stupid
    ity 

    But 
    if 
    I 
    was 
    a 
    queerbee in 

    the 
    fashion 
    in
    dustry 

    Scoring 
    with 
    a su
    per 
    model 

    would 
    be easy 

    Verse 5

    'Cause 
    'super 
    model' means 
    voluptuous 

    but 
    is also 
    is 
    synonymous 
    with 

    'Super 
    dumb' 

    Ya see 
    I'd 
    be 
    a 
    good 
    listener 
    so she'd 

    treat 
    me 
    like 
    a sister 
    and 
    soon 

    I'd 
    become 

    Verse 6

    That 
    trusted 
    friend 
    that 
    cares 
    that 

    rubs 
    her 
    back 
    and 
    braids 
    her 
    hair 

    No 
    it wouldn't 
    be 
    a 
    week 

    before 
    I'm in 
    her 
    under
    wear 

    I 
    wish 
    I 
    was 
    queer 
    so 
    I 
    could 
    get 
    chicks 

    Verse 7
    Chicks 
    dig 
    guys 
    that 
    are 

    Queer 
    guys 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 

    Chicks 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 
    guys 
    like 
    me 

    See 
    I'm 
    not 
    queer 
    I'm 
    too 
    ugly 

    Doesn't 
    matter 
    what 
    I'm 
    packin' 
    in 
    my 

    denim 
    it's 
    what's 
    in 
    my 
    genes 

    The 
    Verse 8
    only 
    smoked 
    meat 
    the 
    only 
    sausage 

    I 
    would 
    eat 
    is 
    made 
    by Jimmy 

    Dean 

    See 
    I'm 
    not 
    to 
    keen 
    on 

    the smell 
    of 
    Vasel
    ine 

    No 
    I'm 
    not 
    Princess 
    Di 
    and 

    I 
    don't 
    want 
    to 
    be 
    a 
    queen 

    Verse 9
    I 
    wish 
    I 
    was 
    queer 
    so 
    I 
    could 
    get 
    chicks 





    Any
    way 
    if 
    I 
    were 
    gay 
    I'd 
    have 
    to 

    change 
    my 
    name 
    to Dirk 
    or 
    Lewis 

    Hang 
    out 
    with 
    my 
    mom's 
    hair 
    stylist 

    his 
    name 
    is 
    Kip 
    he's 
    got 
    a lisp 
    he 

    Talks 
    like 
    this 

    Verse 10
    And 
    wear 
    my 
    mother's 
    linger
    ie 

    learn 
    the songs 
    of 
    Broad
    way 

    And 
    appreciate 
    De
    peche 
    Mode 

    and 
    avant 
    garde 
    bal
    let 

    I 
    wish 
    I 
    was 
    queer 
    so 
    I 
    could 
    get 
    chicks 

    Verse 11
    Chicks 
    dig 
    guys 
    that 
    are 

    Queer 
    guys 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 

    Chicks 
    dig 
    guys 
    that 
    are 

    Queer 
    guys 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 

    Chicks 
    dig 
    guys 
    that 
    are 

    Verse 12
    Queer 
    guys 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 

    Chicks 
    that 
    don't 
    dig 
    guys 
    like 
    me 

    See 




    I'm 
    not 
    queer 
    I'm 
    too 
    ugly 


    And 
    I 
    don't 
    shave 
    my 
    heiny 

    Verse 13
    Don't 
    shave 
    my 
    heiny 

    See 
    I'm 
    not 
    queer 
    I'm 
    too 
    ugly 

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