Key: D major
Verse 1
I'm just reporting what the
facts suggest.
I've read my journals and it
appears I like torture, a lot.
I'll top or I'll bottom.
Try your cold maneuvers on
me if you've got them
My endurance is awesome.
But I'm not as easy to woo
as I once was
Since I got jumped by the girl
of the month club.
I ascended from dumper to dumped,
Remind me sometime, I'll tell you about it.
I heard a rumor that I was amazing,
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And I tell myself everything I hear
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about myself.
I knew that it was bad when
she bought
The crucifix earring at the yardsale.
That man was an actual witch.
When I wish for pain I get my wish,
One good heartbreak and
I was splayed I said, "Go ahead."
Then in walks a nurse from
a hot French movie
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And tells me she can do things to me.
I like getting things done to me
But just then getting wrecked
seemed more fun to me,
And pleasure writes fewer good songs
So I kicked out the nurse.
But we did some stuff first.
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They say you are what you eat
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And I was starved for attention,
I ate every eyeball that
aimed my direction,
I was desperate for someone
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to mess with me
But so few could do it successfully.
Here we come in a slow motion strut
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It's all four of me,
the cool one two more
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And the one careless whore of me.
I heard a rumor that I was amazing.
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