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Human stuff easy guitar chords by 
Alan Menken
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Verse 1
G
D
Wow, this is special.
This is very, very unusual.
What?
What is it?
C
It's a dinglehopper.
D
A dinglehopper?
Dsus4
Oh, these babies are fantabulous.
D
G
Absolutely indispensable.
When it comes to dinglehoppers,
I'm a regular encyclopedia.
D
G
Say that you want to have a hairdo
D
G
like the folks who live up there do.
D
That'll flap their wigs.
Flop their wigs.
Flap?
G
D
G
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy if you use
D
Bb
one of these handy little thing -ma -jigs.
Thing -ma -bob -jigs!
A
D
G
Pick up the dinglehopper just like so.
Am
D
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now.
G
F#
Give it a little kick,
Bm
and there you go.
E
You're what they call the
A
D
dog's meow.
G
Wonderful stuff.
D
G
That human stuff can't get enough.
F#
G
Wow!
D
Dsus4
Of human stuff
D
G
And we are the authority
C
F
No need for us to fluff
Em
Because we're great at
D
Exclamating hu man stuff
G
What's that?
D
Eb
A snarf black
D
Wow!
G
Back when the world was prehistoral
D
People sat as still as coral flat
Upon their bumps
On their runs
Bumps?
G
Yeah, they would be!
Not even thinking
D
G
Bored to death
D
G
And barely blinking
D
Bb
Way down at their thumbs
On their dumps
On!
Am
D
G
Then they invented snarflats just by chance,
D
Am
D
G
suddenly life was la -dee -da!
F#
Snarflats are what you use
Bm
to make folks dance.
E
Give it a blow and then...
A
Asus4
A
D
WAH -DAH!
G
What a cool stuff!
D
G
Em
That human stuff, if you're a buff.
G
D
A human stuff.
G
It's momable.
Stupendiful.
C
Completely
AOJ.
F
Em
A
Which sounds absurd, but take my word,
D
that's what the humans say
Bb
Sensible stuff
Csus4
F
That human stuff
Bb
Gm
Not a bit fluff
Bb
Cm
Not human stuff
F
Bb
Eb
And heaven knows, since we're the pros from us,
Ab
you'll get no guff
Gm
F
And once you got your who's -ma -jig,
C
your thing -ma -what, or what's -ma -gig
F
Fsus4
That's all you need to
F
Bb
bring you up to snuff
Right up to snuff
Eb
With proper dingle,
D
Gm
C
hop with room and rest assured you'll look real human
Cm
F
Eb
We know cause we know hu
F
Bb
Gm
mans don't die!
Gb
Bb
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