Human stuff
Human stuff

Human stuff easy guitar chords by Alan Menken

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Dsus4

  • Bb

  • A

  • Am

  • F#

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • E

  • F

  • Em

  • Eb

    6

  • Asus4

  • Csus4

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Ab

    4

  • Fsus4

  • Gb

    2

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Dsus4

  • Bb

  • A

  • Am

  • F#

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • E

  • F

  • Em

  • Eb

    6

  • Asus4

  • Csus4

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Ab

    4

  • Fsus4

  • Gb

    2
    • Verse 1
    Wow, 
    this 
    is 
    special. 

    This is very, 
    very 
    unusual. 

    What? 

    What 
    is it? 

    It's 
    a dinglehopper. 

    A dinglehopper? 

    Oh, these 
    babies 
    are fantabulous. 

    Abso
    lutely indispensable. 

    When 
    it comes 
    to dinglehoppers, 

    I'm 
    a regular 
    encyclopedia. 

    Say that 
    you want 
    to 
    have 
    a 
    hairdo 

    like the 
    folks 
    who live 
    up there 
    do. 

    That'll 
    flap their 
    wigs. 

    Flop 
    their wigs. 

    Flap? 

    Well, 
    you'll 
    look absolutely 
    dandy 
    if you 
    use 

    one of these 
    handy 
    little 
    thing -ma 
    -jigs. 

    Thing -ma 
    -bob 
    -jigs! 

    Pick up 
    the dingle
    hopper 
    just 
    like 
    so. 

    Twirl it 
    the way I'm 
    twirling 
    now. 

    Give 
    it 
    a little kick, 

    and 
    there 
    you go. 

    You're what 
    they 
    call the 

    dog's 
    meow. 

    Wonderful 
    stuff. 

    That 
    human 
    stuff 
    can't 
    get 
    enough. 

    Wow! 

    Of human 
    stuff 

    And 
    we 
    are the 
    authority 

    No 
    need for 
    us to 
    fluff 

    Because 
    we're 
    great 
    at 

    Exclamating 
    hu
    man 
    stuff 

    What's 
    that? 

    A 
    snarf 
    black 

    Wow! 

    Back when 
    the 
    world 
    was prehistoral 

    People 
    sat as 
    still as 
    coral 
    flat 

    Upon 
    their 
    bumps 

    On 
    their 
    runs 

    Bumps? 

    Yeah, 
    they would 
    be! 

    Not even 
    thinking 

    Bored 
    to 
    death 

    And 
    barely 
    blink
    ing 

    Way down 
    at 
    their thumbs 

    On 
    their dumps 

    On! 

    Then 
    they 
    invented 
    snarflats 
    just 
    by chance, 

    sud
    denly 
    life 
    was la 
    -dee 
    -da! 

    Snar
    flats 
    are what 
    you use 

    to 
    make folks 
    dance. 

    Give it a 
    blow and 
    then... 

    WAH -DAH! 

    What 
    a 
    cool 
    stuff! 

    That 
    human 
    stuff, 
    if you're 
    a 
    buff. 

    A 
    human 
    stuff. 

    It's momable. 

    Stupendiful. 

    Com
    pletely 

    AO
    J. 

    Which 
    sounds 
    absurd, 
    but 
    take my 
    word, 

    that's what 
    the 
    humans 
    say 

    Sensible 
    stuff 

    That 
    human 
    stuff 

    Not a 
    bit 
    fluff 

    Not 
    human 
    stuff 

    And 
    heaven 
    knows, 
    since we're 
    the pros from 
    us, 

    you'll get no 
    guff 

    And 
    once 
    you got your 
    who's 
    -ma -jig, 

    your 
    thing 
    -ma -what, 
    or what's 
    -ma -gig 

    That's all 
    you 
    need 
    to 

    bring you 
    up to 
    snuff 

    Right up to 
    snuff 

    With 
    proper 
    dingle, 

    hop 
    with room 
    and 
    rest assured 
    you'll 
    look real 
    human 

    We know 
    cause 
    we 
    know 
    hu

    mans 
    don't 
    die! 


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