Holy horseshit, batman!!
Holy horseshit, batman!!

Holy horseshit, batman!! easy guitar chords by Gym Class Heroes

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    She 
    reached 
    her hand 
    out 
    with 
    a 

    pamphlet 
    an
    d I 
    politely 
    said 
    "No, 
    Ma'am" 

    I 
    mean 
    no disrespect 
    and I 
    apo
    logize 

    if 
    this fuck
    s 
    up your 
    program 

    You tell 
    me I'm 
    gonna 
    burn 
    for lying 

    but the 
    heat can 
    turn 
    water 
    to wine 

    Well if 
    there's 
    a hell 
    below 
    then 
    we're 

    all 
    gonna' be 
    just 
    fine. 

    Verse 2
    So there 
    I stood 
    six 
    feet 
    in sin, 

    a walk
    ing 
    contradic
    tion 

    But am 
    I wrong 
    for 
    posing 
    questions 
    or am 
    I 

    just 
    an
    other 
    lost 
    soul search
    ing? 

    Then she 
    gave 
    me a 
    look 
    so 
    unchristian 

    and 
    told 
    she'd pray 
    for 
    my chil
    dren 

    I said 
    "If 
    you're so 
    holy 
    you'll 
    probably 
    out- 
    live 
    me but 
    if 
    I bought 

    a 
    Je
    sus 
    piece 
    do you 
    think 
    he'd forgive 
    me?" 

    Verse 3
    Maybe 
    I 
    would 
    be 
    a 
    fool 
    to think. 

    That somewhere 
    in 
    the sky's 

    a 
    place 
    for 
    me. 

    What 
    good 
    would 
    it 
    be 
    to 
    pray 
    for me? 

    You 
    won't 
    save 
    me, 
    don't 
    pray 
    for 
    me. 

    Verse 4

    Now 
    I've never 
    been 
    religious, 

    I'm just 
    a big 
    fan 
    of logistics. 

    And 
    if 
    it makes 
    sense 

    then 
    I'm all 
    for 
    it. 

    I even 
    pray 
    if the 
    situation 

    calls 
    for 
    it. 

    Somebody 
    asked 
    me 
    if I believe 
    in miracles, 

    I try 
    to answer 
    without 

    sounding 
    satirical. 

    I'm 
    3 years 
    past 
    my expira
    tion 
    and yet 

    Verse 5
    i'm still 
    fresher 
    than 
    a newborn 

    So 
    I guess 
    that's 
    my explana
    tion 
    but 
    it's safe 
    to say 

    I've never 
    seen 
    a unicorn 
    and 
    I never 
    chase 
    rainbow
    s 

    But 
    I hear 
    the 
    devil 
    wears 
    designer 
    clothes 

    So 
    does God 
    have 
    a favourite 
    brand? 

    And 
    for that 
    matter
    , 

    is he even 
    a man? 

    And will 
    I go 
    to hell 
    for even 
    saying 
    that? 

    Only 
    time 
    will tell 
    I'm just 

    relaying 
    facts. 

    Verse 6
    Maybe 
    I 
    would 
    be 
    a 
    fool 
    to 
    think, 

    That some
    where 
    in 
    the sky's 

    a place 
    for me. 

    What 
    good 
    would 
    it 
    be 
    to 
    pray 
    for 
    me? 

    You 
    won't 
    save 
    me, 
    don't 
    pray 
    for 
    me. 

    Interlude 1




    Verse 7
    {Instrumental} 
    Maybe 
    I would 
    be 
    a 

    fool 
    to think, 

    That some
    where 
    in 
    the sky's 

    a 
    place 
    for me. 

    What 
    good 
    would 
    it 
    be 
    to 
    pray 
    for me? 

    You 
    won't 
    save 
    me, 

    don't 
    pray 
    for 
    me. 

    Maybe 
    I 
    would 
    be 
    a 
    Verse 8
    fool 
    to 
    think, 

    That somewhere 
    in 
    the sky's 

    a place 
    for 
    me. 

    What 
    good 
    would 
    it 
    be 
    to pray 
    for 
    me? 

    You 
    won't 
    save 
    me, 

    don't 
    pray 
    for 
    me. 

    Outro 1

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