Key: Eb major
Intro 1
F#m
C#
F#m
Verse 1
F#m
Keep your hoes in check
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F#m
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(Super)
Verse 2
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
C#
A
I told her I'll come scoop her around eight,
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she said (super)
That sounds great,
shorty girl's a trooper
E
No matter what I need her to do,
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she be like (super)
Own his own throne,
the boss like King Koopa
E
On the microphone
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he flossed the ring (super)
Average emcees is like
a TV blooper
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MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
E
A
Just to cool her off she said "Niggas
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ain't about shit"
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
E
The way it be in her mouth she
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can't live without it
C#
And can't live with this,
handle your business
E
Villain'll stay on a scan
A
dalous hoes shit list
F#m
One pack of cookies please,
Mr. Hooper
E
It's fun smacking rookies,
C#
he is the (super)
Look like a black Wookie when
he let his beard grow
E
Weirdo,
A
brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
F#m
Rumors has it it's a S-Curl accident
accident
E
DOOM was always known to keep
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the best girls backs bent
C#
Some say it's the eyes,
some say the accent
E
A
A lotta guys wonder
E
where they stacks went
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I call her thunder thighs
E
with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers,
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do what daddy told her
No matter the city she with me
to do the thang thang
E
A
Work in the coochie,
hoopti chitty chitty bang bang
F#m
Same name on the titty
as on the name ring
E
Pretty like Baby D off "All
C#
in the Same Gang"
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
E
A
But I treat her like a daughter,
E
taught her how to bust a nut
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And the heat to turn beef to
E
horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course
C#
he is the (super)
See most cats treat her like Foofur
A
Or beat her to a stupor,
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take it from the (super)
You need to make her feel cuter
E
And lay down the G like Luther,
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everything'll be (super)
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
E
So she look sweet when she
A
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go to meet the (super)
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
E
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
C#
Listen here scooter,
let her try to bag you
E
A
When she's on the rag never
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let her fry the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type
E
of spell crying "dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo
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G#
C#
Whether a bourgie broad,
nerd ho, street chick
E
A
Don't call her wifey if you met
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her at the Freaknik
You don't want her, don't waste her time,
I'll dupe her
E
And be a father to your child
C#
like the (super)
He keep his hoes in check
A
Sends 'em out to get glows
from off frozen necks
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Tell 'em take his clothes,
leave him posing naked for real
Better yet,
E
C#
get him for the check off the record deal
Find out where he keep
the Tec and the blue steel
E
A
Make sure for extra wreck let
E
him know how you feel
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And while he's running down to
E
All-Star Weekend Weekend to ball
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A
F#m
I'm coming with the U-HAUL (Super)
B
G#m
G#
C#
E
A
F#m
E
F#m
(Super)
E
(Super) Has the laser cannon
been loaded?
Everything has been prepared
as you ordered
But how did you get permission to return to New York,
Master?
Through the efforts of a misguided fool
Verse 3
A
It's free enterprise!
E
F#m
E
And I'm not gonna let some blasted government
A
E
bureaucrat tell me how to run my business
But DOOM-
F
E
Will be my guest on my private estate
on Long Island!
F#m
A
There's nothing you can do about it
E
He's dangerous,
I just hope you know what you're doing
Don't I always?
E
F
Ah, there's DOOM's jet,
right on time
E
E
Verse 4
Why is it so cold down here?
Ah, the heat went out in
the whole building
F
Warm enough out there on Long
Island with DOOM
DOOM? Here in New York?
Yes, DOOM,
Verse 5
has an amazing new machine
Get the president of the United
States on the phone
How long's all this gonna
take, DOOM?
I would not advise you to
repeat that error
Sure, I know what you mean
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