He's Not Here Saloon chords by
Steff Nevers
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Key: D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Well,
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I love my little woman, don't get me wrong
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But she's got a honey -dew list
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at least a mile long
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There's a local hideaway
that ain't too far
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But every man knows about
around these parts
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They open up the doors
every day at noon
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Down at the He's Not Here Saloon
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Well, if I get there around
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five o 'clock
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I'll run into Joey from
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down the block
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His old lady's always written here,
yeah
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Cause he didn't do the dishes
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or something else
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When he gets off work every afternoon
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He's down at the he's not here saloon
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The phone's always ringing
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off the wall
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Everybody's wife and their
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girlfriend's called
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Don't know where he is,
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but he'll be home soon
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When he's done with his beer
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at the He's Not Here Saloon
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Bobby yawns on a diaper
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and that's three hours long
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Jimmy's supposed to be
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mowing his lawn
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And Ronnie's got his
mother -in -law in town
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And Bill's ex, Linda,
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wants her money right now
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Bartender Tommy never tells on you,
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down,
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that he's not here so long
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The phone's always
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ringing off the wall
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Everybody's wife and their
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girlfriend's gone
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Don't know where he is
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but he'll be home soon
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When he's done with his beer
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and he's not here alone
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Well, even though the parking
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lot is always full
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There ain't nothing in there
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but empty bar stools
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Why should any woman walk in this place?
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She won't find what she's
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looking for anyway
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The phone's always
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ringing off the wall
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Everybody's wife and
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the girlfriend's called
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Don't know where he is
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but he'll be home soon
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When he's done with his beer
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at the he's -not -here saloon
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When he's done with his beer
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at the he's -not -here saloon
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