Hello Kitty Parody chords by
Bart Baker
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Verse 1

Hello?

Help me

I have no service

I shouldn't have switched to

Verse 2
AT&T
D D 
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I cannot even tweet
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My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dying
Hello?

Verse 3

Can you hear me?

Adele calm

Verse 4

down use the landline

Verse 5

You are such a drama queen!

No I cancelled that last week

I'm having a panic attack!

Just try outside

Verse 6

stop crying

Verse 7
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G G 
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This entire song is one giant
first world problem rant
Bm Bm 
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G G 
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Hello oh God no why?
Bm Bm 
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I still have zero bars outside
G G 
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I'm so screwed my

Verse 8
life is
Bm Bm 
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Crumbling before my eyes
G G 
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Wait I know I'll go back in
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And connect with wifi
Oh no I'm locked outside

Verse 9

I can't fucking believe this why?

Please come to the door And

Verse 10
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G G 
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let me back in the home
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D D 
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It's 50 degrees and all I
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Bm Bm 
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Have is this massive coat
D D 
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G G 
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I'm so cold Thank God a

Verse 11

payphone

In the middle of the woods

Make perfect

Verse 12

sense normally totally

Verse 13

Come on pick it up

I can't believe I'm locked

out of the house

Verse 14

And you're not answering

Verse 15

It's been an hour since

my last tweet

Verse 16

My fans must think I'm dead

Help me I cannot get online

If I do not say hello I

Verse 17
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Will lose my following They will forget about
me
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Wait hold up I have a bar now
I can tweet
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Bm Bm 
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Hello I'm still alive
F F 
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G G 
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I have bad service locked outside
Bm Bm 
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She can't get in her house
G G 
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And her service is bad
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Oh God poor Adele her life is
G G 
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Bm Bm 
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In shambles it's so sad
G G 
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It's the worst day of my life
Bm Bm 
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And now my  fucking
phone just died
D D 
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Everything's gone wrong my
G G 
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World's falling apart
I might as well just give up and
Shove this knife in my heart
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Goodbye world!
D D 
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G G 
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Now I'm gonna starve and die!

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