Dead in the water,
black flies everywhere.
Oh no, too slow.
Sunscreenin' and sweatin'
and prayin' for air.
Oh no, too slow.
Might as well drop the
sails and go for a swim
But all we need is a puff and
we're destined to win
Way -oh, heave -ho
All the way on the halyard
In the days of old, the ships were all tall
Oh no, too old
Took twenty men to hoist them all
Oh no, too old
For sails they had many,
we've only got two
If we only had wind,
a main and jenny would do
Way -o, hee -ho,
haul away on the halyard
It's simple today, our halyards are short
Oh, no, too slow
Instead of racing for pay,
we're racing for
sport
Oh, no, too slow
With no lady luck to blow us away
We'll get those sails up and sing anyway
Way -oh, ee -oh,
all the way on the halyard.
Well, back in the day, it took them too long.
Oh no, too long.
By the time they were done,
they could sing a whole song.
Oh no, too long.
Our halyards rigged to the cockpit,
don't have to go on deck.
All we need is a breeze
and we might even get wet
Way -oh, hee -ho,
all the way on the halyard
No one will ever say that we work too hard
No, not too hard
With technology bought
with a credit card
Oh no, credit card
They'll say we push buttons,
sat around and drank
Our witch is electric,
don't even have to crank
Way -oh, hee -ho,
all the way on the halyard
Sailing now is easy, everything's quick
Oh no, too slow
But finding the wind is no magic trick
Oh no, too slow
So I'll call out a tune and
you can all sing along
It's time to beat the doldrums
and sing a wind song
Way -o, yee -ho
All the way on a halyard
And since we are going nowhere fast,
oh no, too slow
We've got to prepare so we don't come in last,
oh no, too slow
We've got plenty of time
to take it up slow
Let's sing a song while we
work like the days of old
Way -o, heave -ho,
haul away on the halyard
We'll haul it up one yard at a time
Oh no, too slow,
hand over hand as the sails slowly rise
Oh no, biding our time,
finally a gust is starting to blow
Yo ho hey, and away we go
Way -o, heave -ho
All the way on the halyard