Key: Db major•
Verse 1
Gb
That's right.
Ab
I was just going to see a buddy of a while back in Tulsa,
Oklahoma.
had to rent a car.
By the way, if you ever get to rent a car
and you want to cheat on the mileage,
don't use Whiteout.
They figured that out.
You ain't gonna believe this.
He's got a school in his town
High School.
Ab
Gb
Ab
All right? Yeah, and I love Bo Cephas,
but I couldn't figure out,
though, So if it was Hank Williams Junior High School
or Hank Williams Junior High School.
Turns out it didn't matter.
Nobody graduated
but me the one of them.
So I get to my buddy's house.
I got there earlier than I should
have.
And I went in the backyard.
His sister was back there.
Jared from Subway
tried to sell her his old pants
a couple of weeks ago, all right?
That's a true story.
And she was out there in a teabag on.
She's 320 pounds.
And I'm looking at her,
and she's got a tree branch
over her head.
Now what is she doing?
About the time I go to investigate,
the police show up and say,
where's she at?
I'm like, where's who at?
They go, the girl that's got
the hammock
stuck up her ass crack.
That's a hammock?
Gb
Ab
I thought that was a tea bag.
That would explain the tree branch on her head
right there.
You shouldn't get in a hammock
if you above 300 pounds.
That's for daggone sure.
I told you this was gonna be
the dumbest show you ever heard.
you
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsGb Ab Db
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