Key: G major
Verse 1
G
C
Horsefly!
Daddy old
Smooth!
Loaded!
Well then, hit me,
But lucky I had my cold
D
G
patches with me.
Smoothie, the menu was loaded.
C
Eb
They had steak sandwich, chicken salad, bacon, mayo, lettuce, mayonnaise, barbecue, mint,
G
cheese, toast, cheese, hot butter, cheeseburger, coleslaw, goose, apple cream, jay,
Better be a colored tambourine, steak,
cold plate, ham, ram, now be pulling back.
Goof off, boo, and tear me up.
After the show, be sure and drag to the
Joe
Music
With
C
Appeal.
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C
G
C
Playing and singing their smash hit,
D
C
Grandma's a total stranger since she got her
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C
G
nose caught in the record changer.
Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies
and zoo -zoo crackers for the men.
D
G
Keep on goofing, horsefly,
cause you's on candy camera.
C
G
D
Man, I feel so unnecessary. I wonder
Guacamole.
and your charm station to station
G -O -O -L,
and we will cheerfully send
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C
G
And if you're not completely dissatis fied,
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D
your money will be grudgingly refunded.
C
G
Lately I've noticed it's hotter in the
C
G
city than it is in the summer,
and it's colder in the winter than
it is in the country.
September
April
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C
D
G
June and no wonder all the rest like peanut
C
G
ain't nothing to it.
C
G
Just gonna do it all fly through six months ago
I could use barely wood drum.
C
G
C
D
C
Now. I are one an d man all
G
C
G
for nickel or change for dollar?
35 or just leave me a dollar
half a cup of coffee.
Let me have a solid quarter man
C
G
Speaking of money,
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G
D
where can I buy the one -way ticket to
G
Akibola?
schools together.
Are you all croaked out and all
blagged off? I done goofed.
Goofettes?
D
G
C
Switches many do the cheeseburger on cornbread
G
D
G
D
G
or a cold possum sandwich on dry wheat toast.
D
G
But if you want to play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs,
C
and the way you want them, man, is on credit.
Now, keep on goofin',
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G
Are you a croak -town, an old black dog?
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G
Is your face dirty from the lack of washin'?
C
D
G
If so, try a sick old little soap -o -shut.
They do the work -out
without the strain -out.
It's useful to say happy
days are here again.
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is with a stick.
G
If you're driving home, be sure you got a car,
Outro 1
or you too will be goofing off.
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G
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C D Eb
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