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Goofin' Off

Goofin' Off easy guitar chords by Macy Skipper

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  • Verse 1
    G
    C

    Horsefly!

    Daddy old

    Smooth!
    G

    How are you fixed for goose?

    Loaded!

    Well then, hit me,
    C

    On the way to the cafe,
    G

    I blowed out a left tennis shoe.

    But lucky I had my cold
    D
    G

    patches with me.

    Smoothie, the menu was loaded.
    C
    Eb

    They had steak sandwich, chicken salad, bacon, mayo, lettuce, mayonnaise, barbecue, mint,
    G

    cheese, toast, cheese, hot butter, cheeseburger, coleslaw, goose, apple cream, jay,

    Better be a colored tambourine, steak,

    cold plate, ham, ram, now be pulling back.

    Goof off, boo, and tear me up.

    After the show, be sure and drag to the
    C

    rocker club and dance to the music of

    Joe
    G

    Banana and his bunch with

    Music

    With
    C

    Appeal.
    G
    C
    G
    C

    Playing and singing their smash hit,
    D
    C

    Grandma's a total stranger since she got her
    G
    C
    G

    nose caught in the record changer.

    Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies

    and zoo -zoo crackers for the men.
    D
    G

    Keep on goofing, horsefly,

    cause you's on candy camera.
    C
    G
    D

    Man, I feel so unnecessary. I wonder
    G

    how things are in

    Guacamole.
    C

    Do you need money?
    G

    Send your hot rod, your record player,

    and your charm station to station

    G -O -O -L,

    and we will cheerfully send
    C

    you 50 cents cash.
    G
    C
    G

    And if you're not completely dissatis fied,
    C
    D

    your money will be grudgingly refunded.
    G

    Keep on flippin' through.
    C
    G

    Lately I've noticed it's hotter in the
    C
    G

    city than it is in the summer,

    and it's colder in the winter than

    it is in the country.
    C

    Like 30 days have

    September

    April
    G
    C
    D
    G

    June and no wonder all the rest like peanut
    D

    brittle except my mother -in
    G

    She rides around on tricycle
    C
    G

    ain't nothing to it.
    C
    G

    Just gonna do it all fly through six months ago

    I could use barely wood drum.
    C
    G
    C
    D
    C

    Now. I are one an d man all
    G

    drummers are broke
    D

    Have you got two tears for five or two dime
    G
    C
    G

    for nickel or change for dollar?

    35 or just leave me a dollar

    half a cup of coffee.

    Let me have a solid quarter man
    C
    G

    Speaking of money,
    C
    G
    D

    where can I buy the one -way ticket to
    G

    Akibola?
    D

    Or can you get that from here?
    C

    Educate me now.
    G

    You know we went to different

    schools together.

    Are you all croaked out and all

    blagged off? I done goofed.
    C

    Have you tried the new breakfast seal,


    Goofettes?
    G

    If you have, use goo, like I just did.
    D
    G
    C

    Switches many do the cheeseburger on cornbread
    G
    D
    G
    D
    G

    or a cold possum sandwich on dry wheat toast.
    D
    G

    But if you want to play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs,
    C

    and the way you want them, man, is on credit.

    Now, keep on goofin',
    G

    Hawthly.
    D
    G

    Are you a croak -town, an old black dog?
    D
    G

    Is your face dirty from the lack of washin'?
    C
    D
    G

    If so, try a sick old little soap -o -shut.

    They do the work -out

    without the strain -out.

    It's useful to say happy

    days are here again.
    D

    The only way you can beat it, man,
    C
    D
    G

    is with a stick.
    G

    If you're driving home, be sure you got a car,
    Outro 1

    or you too will be goofing off.
    G
    G

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