Goofin' Off

Goofin' Off easy guitar chords by Macy Skipper

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  • Verse 1
    Horsefly! 

    Daddy 
    old 

    Smooth! 

    How 
    are 
    you 
    fixed for 
    goose? 

    Loaded! 

    Well 
    then, 
    hit me, 

    On the 
    way 
    to the 
    cafe, 

    blowed 
    out a 
    left tennis 
    shoe. 

    But 
    lucky 
    had my 
    cold 

    patches 
    with me. 

    Smoothie, 
    the 
    menu 
    was loaded. 

    They had 
    steak 
    sandwich, 
    chicken salad, 
    bacon, 
    mayo, 
    lettuce, mayonnaise, 
    barbecue, 
    mint, 

    cheese, 
    toast, 
    cheese, hot 
    but
    ter, cheeseburger, 
    coleslaw, 
    goose, apple 
    cream, 
    jay, 

    Better 
    be 
    a colored tambourine, 
    steak, 

    cold 
    plate, 
    ham, 
    ram, 
    now be 
    pulling 
    back. 

    Goof 
    off, 
    boo, 
    and tear 
    me up. 

    After the 
    show, 
    be sure 
    and 
    drag 
    to the 

    rocker club 
    and dance 
    to 
    the music 
    of 

    Joe 

    Banana 
    and 
    his bunch 
    with 

    Music 

    With 

    Appeal. 

    Playing 
    and singing 
    their 
    smash 
    hit, 

    Grandma's 
    total stranger 
    since 
    she 
    got her 

    nose 
    caught in the 
    re
    cord changer. 

    Now 
    there'll 
    be free 
    pink 
    tea for 
    the ladies 

    and 
    zoo 
    -zoo crackers 
    for 
    the 
    men. 

    Keep 
    on 
    goofing, 
    horsefly, 

    cause you's 
    on 
    candy 
    camera. 

    Man, 
    feel 
    so 
    unnecessary. 
    I wonder 

    how 
    things 
    are 
    in 

    Guacamole. 

    Do 
    you 
    need 
    money? 

    Send 
    your 
    hot 
    rod, 
    your 
    record player, 

    and your 
    charm 
    station 
    to 
    station 

    -O 
    -O 
    -L, 

    and 
    we 
    will cheerfully 
    send 

    you 
    50 
    cents 
    cash. 

    And 
    if 
    you're not 
    completely 
    dissat
    is
    fied, 

    your 
    money 
    will 
    be 
    grudgingly 
    refunded. 

    Keep 
    on 
    flippin' 
    through. 

    Lately 
    I've 
    noticed 
    it's 
    hotter 
    in the 

    city than 
    it is 
    in the 
    summer, 

    and it's 
    colder 
    in the 
    winter than 

    it is 
    in the 
    country. 

    Like 
    30 
    days 
    have 

    September 

    April 

    June 
    and 
    no 
    won
    der 
    all 
    the rest 
    like 
    peanut 

    brittle 
    except 
    my 
    mother 
    -in 

    She rides 
    around 
    on 
    tricycle 

    ain't 
    nothing 
    to it. 

    Just gonna 
    do it 
    all 
    fly 
    through 
    six 
    months 
    ago 

    could use 
    barely 
    wood 
    drum. 

    Now. 
    I are 
    one 
    an
    d man 
    all 

    drummers 
    are 
    broke 

    Have 
    you got 
    two 
    tears for 
    five 
    or 
    two dime 

    for 
    nickel 
    or 
    change 
    for dollar? 

    35 
    or 
    just 
    leave 
    me 
    a dollar 

    half 
    a cup 
    of coffee. 

    Let 
    me have 
    a solid 
    quarter 
    man 

    Speak
    ing 
    of 
    money, 

    where 
    can 
    I buy 
    the 
    one 
    -way tick
    et to 

    Akibola? 

    Or 
    can you 
    get that 
    from here? 

    Educate 
    me now. 

    You know 
    we went 
    to 
    different 

    schools 
    together. 

    Are 
    you all 
    croaked 
    out 
    and 
    all 

    blagged 
    off? 
    done goofed. 

    Have 
    you 
    tried 
    the new 
    breakfast 
    seal, 


    Goofettes? 

    If you 
    have, 
    use 
    goo, 
    like 
    just did. 

    Switches 
    many 
    do the 
    cheesebur
    ger on 
    cornbread 

    or a 
    cold pos
    sum sandwich 
    on 
    dry 
    wheat 
    toast. 

    But 
    if you want 
    to play 
    it safe, 
    then order 
    two 
    scrambled 
    eggs, 

    and the 
    way you 
    want them, 
    man, 
    is on 
    credit. 

    Now, 
    keep 
    on goofin', 

    Hawthly. 

    Are 
    you 
    croak 
    -town, 
    an 
    old black 
    dog? 

    Is 
    your 
    face 
    dirty 
    from 
    the 
    lack 
    of washin'? 

    If 
    so, 
    try 
    sick old 
    little 
    soap 
    -o -shut. 

    They 
    do 
    the work 
    -out 

    without 
    the strain 
    -out. 

    It's 
    useful 
    to say 
    happy 

    days 
    are 
    here 
    again. 

    The 
    only 
    way 
    you can 
    beat 
    it, man, 

    is 
    with 
    a stick

    If 
    you're 
    driving 
    home, 
    be sure 
    you 
    got a 
    car, 

    Outro 1
    or 
    you 
    too 
    will 
    be 
    goofing 
    off. 


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