Here's a bit of news that's
proving Mother Nature still has charm.
Quoting Mr. Charlie Nickerbocker,
get in the swim, and buy a farm.
Acres of alfalfa, fields of clover,
suddenly enchant our top foo's foo.
So the moment all this row is over
What say if we go hay -see -toe
That's the passion for me
of the great celebrities of today
Kit Cornell is shellin' peas
Lady Mendel's climbin' trees
Dear Mae West is at her best
Singing while they're raking,
Home the bacon makes them feel
more glamorous and more gay
It's so charming they all say
Oh, farming, that's the fashion,
Five o 'clock, the cock is crowing,
though the frost is on the pumpkin
Back to sleep, you can't be going
if you want to be a bumpkin
It's so chic for look -a -peek
to take your picture with the Guernsey
In the wilds of old Connecticut,
Muzzing, not the clover cussing
makes them feel more glamorous
Harden Koffman in Bucks County
pulled a farming killadilla
When they planted in their cornfields
all their clippings from Joe Miller
Farming, chasing chickens,
Farming, raising chickens,
Of our great celebrities of today
Bernard Shaw doing turkey in the straw
Don't inquire of Georgie Rath,
why his cow has never calfed.
Georgie's bull is beautiful,
Some fray in the hay, take it away.
Mussin, up the clover, cussin.
make some fillin' for Melinda Gaget.
that wheat with your grabby garble feet.
The nat ives think it's utterly utter
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