MERE
Here's a bit of news that's
quite a shocker,
proving Mother Nature still has charm.
Quoting Mr. Charlie Nickerbocker,
get in the swim, and buy a farm.
Acres of alfalfa, fields of clover,
suddenly enchant our top foo's foo.
So the moment all this row is over
What say if we go hay -see -toe
for farming?
That's the passion for me
That's the passion
of the great celebrities of today
Kit Cornell is shellin' peas
Lady Mendel's climbin' trees
Dear Mae West is at her best
in the hay
Singing while they're raking,
bringing
Home the bacon makes them feel
more glamorous and more gay
They tell me cows when
they're feeling milky
All give cream when
they're milked by Wilkie
It's so charming they all say
Oh, farming, that's the fashion,
farming
That's the fashion
of the great celebrities
of today, yeah, yeah
Five o 'clock, the cock is crowing,
though the frost is on the pumpkin
Back to sleep, you can't be going
if you want to be a bumpkin
It's so chic for look -a -peek
to take your picture with the Guernsey
In the wilds of old Connecticut,
or possibly New Jersey
Muzzing, not the clover cussing
When it's over,
makes them feel more glamorous
and more gay today
Harden Koffman in Bucks County
pulled a farming killadilla
When they planted in their cornfields
all their clippings from Joe Miller
Farming is so charming,
they all say, hey
Farming, chasing chickens,
that's the fashion
Farming, raising chickens,
that's the passion
Of our great celebrities of today
Bernard Shaw doing turkey in the straw
Don't inquire of Georgie Rath,
why his cow has never calfed.
Georgie's bull is beautiful,
but he's gay.
Some fray in the hay, take it away.
Mussin, up the clover, cussin.
When it's over,
make some fillin' for Melinda Gaget.
that wheat with your grabby garble feet.
The natives think it's utterly utter
when Margie Potts starts
churning her butter.
Farming is so charming,
they all say!