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C'était un
jour pas
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comme les autres
J'commence par une chose
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extraordinaire,
J'me suis réveillé la tête
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dans l'cul
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Ça m'était pas arrivé d'puis hier
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Rien à   faire
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Un jour de plus dans le lit
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Mon foi me pardonne plus
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Je coirs qu'cétait un ... samedi!
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Je suis rentré dans une église,
J'ai appelé dieu comme don
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Camillo
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J'avais vu le film
Mais rien à faire il soratit
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rien de là  haut!
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J'me suis dis un tel mégalo
Y'a qu'une solution
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Pour le sortir de la perfection
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Alors jl'ai traité d'tous les noms:
Gros con, enculé,
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descends si t'es un homme!
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J'la prends dans l'bain Marie
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J'lui parle toutes les langues de
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Babel et j'te maudis!
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Bruit de tonnerre
Deux mille ans qu'il avait
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pas mit les pieds sur Terre
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Il a tapé une crise de nerfs!
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J'ai tapé l'flipe
Devant l'barracuda,
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Il avait moins le physique de Jésus
-Christ que celui d'Bouddah.
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J'ai joué les martyrs,
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Il m'a pardonné
Il a fait une croix sur l'embrouille
Et on a bu un demi
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Accompagné de quelques olives,
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J'lui ai dis c'est quoi l'art de vivre?
Le monde moderne m'emmerde,
J'ai pas l'esprit d'initiative.
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Affalé fou félé, un faitnéant
J'ai flot
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Décontracté du gland,
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J'ai des relans d'buffet froid.
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Y'en a qui rêvent de soirées ferrero,
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Moi j'voudrais finir comme
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dans la grande bouffe
De Marco Ferreri
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Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là?
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Affalé fou félé, un faitnéant
J'ai flot
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Décontracté du gland,
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J'ai des relans d'buffet froid.
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Y'en a  qui rê vent de soirées ferrero,
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Moi j'voudrais finir comme
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dans la grande bouffe
De Marco Ferreri
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Il voulait voir l'désastre,
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J'l'ai emmené à Pigale,
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Surpris et naif il a été choqué
Mais dans ses yeux c'était
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allumée une lueur de vice
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Il m'a dit:
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J'veux voir des gens en transe
qui prient pour ma face!
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Une église?
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Non quelque chose de plus classe
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J'ai fais: taxi! au Palace!
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Dans la teu-boi on était frac'
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Comme la té-téque qui
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t'pète les neuronnes
Un max de branchés:
Tu me mates, j'te mate,
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Pas trop mon truc
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J'fais: on s'arrache!
Bon allez j'me lache!
T'as rien à mettre?
Tu veux du teu-chi?
Amène les cônes!
Et il a prit
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Un exosty
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Il a fait la danse de saint-Guy
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On s'est fini en after à l'enfer,
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Il a croquer l'fruit défendu,
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Il est partit s'envoyer en l'air à
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Qu'avait l'diable au corps,
Pêcher les plaisirs de la vie et puis
À 11h du matin j'l'ai repêché,
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Gisant tout en suaire
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Avec une bonne crise foi il a bégère
Baptisant l'partère,
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Son souffle divin avait des
relans d'outre tombe
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Il m'a dit:
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Moi la lumière, je sombre
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Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là?
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Affalé, j'croque au fruit défendu,
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Tout ce qu'est foireux me fasciIl ne
faut que j'me casse avant d'être foutu.
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On est quel jour?
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Dimanche!
Le septième faut que
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je change le  système!
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Et Dieu créa la flemme.
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Affalé, j'croque au fruit défendu,
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Tout ce qu'est foireux me fascine
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Il faut que j'me casse
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On est quel jour?
Dimanche!
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Le septième faut que je
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change le système!
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Et Dieu créa la flemme.
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C'était de venu un frère,
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Un compagnon de galère,
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Pour moi il a fait un pacte avec saint-Pierre,
J'ai l'droit d'emmener un pac
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avant ma mise en bierre.
Et puis
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Il a voulu rentré chez lui
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On a pris le premier RER
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de 5h et demi
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L'omnibus pour le  paradis
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On a fait un arret à l'épicerie
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On voulait rentrer dans l'au-delà
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jusqu'au cou
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Cherchant du rêve on est resté sur le banc
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À regarder les hommes brasser du vent
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Si vous cherchz une fin à la
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chanson ben...
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Y'en a  pas vraiment!
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On a   juste fini par s'demander:
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Affalé fou félé, un faitnéant
J'ai flot
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Décontracté du gland,
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J'ai des relans d'buffet froid.
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Y'en a qui rê vent de soirées ferrero,
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Moi j'voudrais finir comme
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dans la grande bouffe
De Marco Ferreri
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Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là?
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Affalé fou félé, un faitnéant
J'ai flot
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Décontracté du gland,
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J'ai des relans d'buffet froid.
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Y'en a qui rêvent de soirées ferrero,
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Moi j'voudrais finir mais tu peux pas
T'es l'infini
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Affalé fou félé, un faitnéant
J'ai flot
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Décontracté du gland,
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J'ai des relans d'buffet froid.
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C C 
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Y'en a qui rêvent de soirées ferrero,
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de ferrari,
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Moi j'voudrais finir
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comme dans la grande bouffe
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De Marco Ferreri
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Mais qu'est-ce que je fais là?
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