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Key: C# minor•
Intro 1
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Eb
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A5
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Eb
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F

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Verse 1
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Eb
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
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Am
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And my penis was missing again.
Eb
Eb
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This happens all the time.
F
F

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It's detachable.
Verse 2
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[Background singing begins: "detachable
A5
A5

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penis" over and over]
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This comes in handy a lot
Verse 3
Eb
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of the time.
F
F

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I can leave it home,
Am
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when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Eb
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F
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Or I can rent it out, when I
Am
Am

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don't need it.
F
F

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But now and then I go to a party,
Eb
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get drunk,
Verse 4
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And the next morning I can't

for the life of me
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F
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Remember what I did with it.
Am
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First I looked around my apartment,
Eb
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6

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and I couldn't find it.
F
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Am
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So I called up the place
A5
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where the party was,
Verse 5
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They hadn't seen it either.
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I asked them to check
A5
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the medicine cab inet
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'Cause for some reason
Eb
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I leave it there sometimes
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Am
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A5
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But not this time.
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So I told them if it
Verse 6
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pops up to let me know.
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I called a few people
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who were at the party,
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But they were no help either.
Am
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I was starting to get desperate.
Verse 7
Eb
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I really don't like being without
F
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my penis for too long.
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F
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It makes me feel like less of a man,
Eb
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And I really hate having to sit
Am
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down every time I take a leak.
Eb
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After a few hours of searching the house,

Verse 8
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And calling everyone I could think of,
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Am
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I was starting to get very depressed,
A5
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Eb
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So I went to the Kiev,
F
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and ate breakfast.
Am
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Then, as I walked down Second Aven
Eb
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F
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ue towards St. Mark's Place,
Verse 9
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A5
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Where all those people sell used books
Eb
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F
F

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and other junk on the street,
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F

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I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Eb
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Next to a broken toaster oven.
Am
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Some guy was selling it.
Verse 10
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Eb
Eb
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I had to buy it off him.
F
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Am
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He wanted twenty-two bucks, bucks,
A5
A5

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Am
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but I talked him down to sev enteen.
Eb
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F
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Am
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A5
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I took it home, washed it off,
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A5
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And put it back on. I was
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Eb
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happy again. Complete.
F
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People sometimes
Verse 11
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A5
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tell me I should
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F
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Eb
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get it permanently attached,
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But I don't know.
Am
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Even though sometimes
A5
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it's a pain in the ass,
Eb
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F
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I like having a detachable penis.
Interlude 1
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Am
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A5
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Verse 12
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[Background voices continue to sing "detachable pen
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Outro 1
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Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • A5

  • Eb

    6

  • F

  • Am

Capo: 4

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Detachable Penis by King Missile is C# minor.

The primary chords used in Detachable Penis are C#5, G, A, C#m.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 4 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like C#5, G, A, C#m, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Detachable Penis is approximately 111 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Detachable Penis using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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