dear abby
dear abby

dear abby easy guitar chords by Dead Kennedys

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • G

  • D

  • C5

    3
  • Cm

    3
  • C

  • Eb5

    6
  • F

  • G

  • D

  • C5

    3
  • Cm

    3
  • C

  • Eb5

    6
  • F

  • Verse 1
    Dear Abby, 

    Got a problem. 
    I'm a decent, 
    underpaid, 

    hardworking 
    county 
    coroner. 
    It's 

    Import
    ant that 
    my family 
    eat meat 
    at least 

    three times 
    week. But 
    we 
    just can't 

    Afford 
    to with 
    the prices 
    the 
    way they are. 

    So I bring 
    home 
    some choice 
    cuts from 
    my 

    Autopsy 
    subjects. 
    Just mix 
    in the Tuna 

    Helper:and 
    ta-da! 

    Verse 2

    The whole 
    family 
    thinks 
    my new 
    meals 

    are delicious. 
    They 
    ask 
    me what's 

    My secret. 
    Abby, 
    I think 
    they're getting 
    suspicious. 

    My smart-ass 
    eight 
    eight year-old keeps 

    keeps 

    Asking, 
    "Where's 
    all the meat? 
    The red 
    dye number 

    two 
    kind that's 
    kept in 
    the fridge." 

    Verse 3
    If they 
    find out 
    the truth 
    I don't 
    think they'll un
    derstand. 
    Abby, 

    what do 
    I tell 

    My 
    family? 

    DEAR 
    REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult 

    your clergyman. 
    Make sure 
    the body's 

    Blessed 
    and 
    everything 

    should be 
    just 
    fine 


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