Key: Bb major
Verse 1
G
Em
G
I like to think of this song
as being my public service announcement.
Em
G
Em
This is how my
Am
C
about the birds and bees,
Em
Am
G
about the facts of life.
C
Em
But this is what daddy said.
G
Bm
Em
G
Gm
G
When I was a young man,
my daddy sat me down
Em
G
Boy, you're just a flop
Em
G
with chicks and words all over town
Em
C
You gotta wine, dine,
and say what they wanna hear
Am
G
Em
You gotta hold their hand
Em
D
F#dim
But most of all, remember,
Am
C
if you wanna be a star
Am
G
If you don't cut the mustard,
lick the jar
Daddy was a player,
had women coast to coast.
E
G
Other players told me
my daddy had the most.
Em
C
Long ones, short ones,
fat and skinny too.
Am
G
Smart ones, dumb ones,
one with no IQ.
E
D
F#dim
But this is daddy's secret,
Am
C
Em
now I'm going far.
C
Bbdim
If you don't cut the mustard,
Gm
C
lick the jar.
Gm
G
If you don't cut the mustard,
lick the jar.
A
G
If when you don't cut the mustard,
C
Gm
G
D
C
Am
C
G
you just lick the jar.
C
Edim
Bbdim
Gm
C
G
D
C
G
C
Now for all you ladies,
this one's for you.
G
Gm
G
Now that I'm an old man
with way too many years,
I often get a feeling
after way too many beers.
Em
C
I shake, I tremble,
Gm
C
sometimes fall asleep
Am
G
But all the ladies love me,
I never play them cheap
Em
D
You see I've got a secret
F#dim
D
C
an d I can be a star
Am
Gm
Forget about the mustard,
just let me lick the jar
Gm
C
lick the jar
Gm
G
If you don't cut the mustard,
lick the jar
C
A
and I can be a star.
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