Key: Ab major
Verse 1
How come this song don't
mention the chameleon?
Hey man, what type of sound
does a chameleon make?
Man? What kind of sound is that?
That did not even exceed two
decibels.
The man thinks he's a chameleon, man.
He might be green with envy,
He's a comedian.
Why? I'm not a fake, a fraud,
a wannabe,
or imitation.
You are having a crisis of identification.
Listen, Mongo,
this is no counterfeit chameleon.
I'm the real thing.
I am not buying what
you are selling.
If you are really a chameleon,
then where are your zygodactyl
feet?
My what? Your funny feet.
You know, the funny ones that look like
you have hot dogs for feet
that were cut enough
and the toes bend in different
directions?
Your what?
And what about the independently
movable eyeballs?
Oy, I'm a man upon a mission.
I have to keep my eyes focused
upon one thing at a time.
No distractions.
Okay then,
eat that fly right this very minute!
C
G
No, not me!
D
G
Thank you! You see what I mean?
But I'm just not hungry.
D
G
Okay then, change your color.
How about this?
I tell you, I would like to see a nice
periwinkle.
I'm trying!
Well, that's cause me like green,
you know.
It's my favorite color, man.
Well, it is in fashion this season.
You must accept it.
You should accept it, be happy, and dance.
How did you like the song?
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