Coming Of Age In L.A. chords by 
The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band 
N/A
Key: Db major•
Verse 1
Gb
Barely there are more ways of
serving
God than locking the thighs together.
Ab
May hapt will weaken when the
Gb
hair sprouts below the navel.
Nay, I can scarce cover it with my hand
now.
Hear ye that, my little
Beaumont?
Does that not cause some
Ab
little bird about ye to flutter?
Gb
Ab
Step right up, folks, and get your ticket to
Gb
L .A., the greatest freak show on earth.
Ab
You'll see poor
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Db
Patty, a beautiful orphan,
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a tan in army surplus clothes
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Gb
Alone in the city,
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Eb
selling the free press to your friend s
Ab
Watch as the amazing
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Fly ing
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Fat, an overweight,
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Ab
out -of -work drew -press operat or
Takes
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Db
Patty into an abandoned park ing lot
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Ab
Gb
Then see her saved by the flaming faggot,
Db
Eb
with orange hair, a pink face, and a
Ab
Gb
Chevro let
Meet
Dolph
Db
Eb
Debbie, a 16 machine
Wild
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Gb
Db
John bullshit world fabulous dis coverer
Eb
Ab
Gb
Tells he uses his fabulous vi be power
Db
To get himself a date
Eb
And
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Mr.
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Amer ica stands in his one room
Db
Eb
On his one chair
Ab
Gb
His hands in the air
Db
Eb
Taking pictures of himself in a mirror
Ab
I'm gonna leave
Gb
Chica go
Db
Heading for
LA
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Ab
I'm gonna leave
Gb
Db
Eb
Ab
Gb
Db
Chica go
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Ab
Don't miss
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Db
Vito's famous show within a show
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Ab
Car ol the snake charmer,
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Brenda the belly
dancer,
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Ida the sword swallower, the
Eb
GTO review
Ab
Gb
Db
Bern ard of the body sniffer ,
Eb
Tinker bat teller
Ab
Gb
of for tunes with tear -up card s,
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Peggy the witch
Eb
Ab
Gb
The three blind mice of
Palisades
High,
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Eb
The three kings of moon, fire,
Ab
Gb
Buddha, the mystic, and many others,
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demons, witches.
Eb
Ab
Here comes
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Db
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Smiley, superstar, with his traveling toupee,
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Gb
his teeth in a jar,
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Eb
his hearing aid on re cord,
Ab
Gb
Db
and his vibrator work ing.
Eb
Ab
Gb
They're all there, yeah, folk s,
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Eb
live and in person.
Ab
Calv in, chemistry,
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Db
Danny, doper, flower,
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who dropped six reds of rat poison,
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Gb
and he's dead today.
Db
You'll meet them all an
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d you'll go down to the
Jolly
Birch
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Eb
Jail after a ride on the sinking ship
Ab
Gb
Db
with sirens on it.
Eb
Ab
There you'll watch the
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Db
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drunk judge sober himself each morning
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Gb
for clear -cut decision s with
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Eb
Al ka -Seltzer
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Gb
Db
and a tomato fizz fizz fizz.
Eb
Ab
There you'll watch
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Db
Eb
Patty who's been beaten, raped
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and robbed, put through many things.
Db
Eb
Judge, not one bummer,
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Gb
the whole beautiful summer!
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