christmas
christmas

christmas easy guitar chords by The Vandals

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

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Capo

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • Am

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • Am

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    "C" 
    is 
    for 
    your 

    little 
    clit when 
    I 
    go 
    down 
    beneath 

    "H" 
    is 
    for 
    your 
    pubic 
    hair 
    that 

    sticks 
    between 
    my 
    teeth 

    "R" 
    is 
    for 
    your 
    rectum 
    that 
    "I" 

    fuck 
    with 
    my 
    dick 

    Christmas 
    comes 
    but 
    once 
    a 
    year 

    and 
    makes 
    me 
    fucking 
    sick

    Verse 2
    "S" 
    is 
    for 
    your 
    shitty 
    asshole, 

    clinkers 
    'round 
    your 
    bum 

    "T" 
    is 
    for 
    your 
    massive 
    tits 

    that 
    make 
    me 
    want 
    to 
    cum 

    "M" 
    is 
    for 
    masturbation, 

    when 
    you're 
    not 
    here 
    with 
    me 

    "A" 
    is 
    for 
    the 
    agony 
    of 

    catching 
    your 
    vd 

    "S" 
    is 
    for 
    the 
    syphilis 
    that 

    rots 
    away 
    my 
    prick 

    Christmas 
    comes 
    but 
    once 
    a 
    year 

    and 
    makes 
    me 
    fuck
    ing 
    sick 

    "S" 
    is 
    for 
    the 
    syphilis 
    that 

    rots 
    away 
    my 
    prick 

    Verse 3
    Ding- 
    dong 
    merrily 
    along 

    The 
    chapel 
    bells 
    are 
    ringing 

    Verse 4
    Ding- 
    dong 
    merrily 
    along 

    My 
    fucking 
    balls 
    are 
    swinging 

    Verse 5
    Whoa 
    OH OH, 
    whoa- 
    OH 
    OH, 

    whoa- 
    OH OH whoa- 

    OH OH, 
    WOAH 
    OH 
    OH 

    The 
    chapel 
    bells 
    are 
    ringing 

    Whoa 
    OH OH, 
    whoa- 
    OH OH, 

    whoa- 
    OH 
    OH 
    whoa- 
    OH OH, WOAH 
    OH 
    OH 

    My 
    fucking 
    balls 
    are 
    swinging 

    Outro 1


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