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Canadian Idiot chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
G
C
F
C
G
F
G
C
F
C
G
C
F
C
G
F
G
C
F
C
G
Verse 1
G
D
G
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
C
F
G
F
Verse 2
G
Don't want to be some beer swillin'
C
F
C
G
hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten
C
F
C
G
F
hosehead
G
I never learned my alphabet from
A to zed
C
F
C
G
C
Verse 3
They all live on donuts
G
and moose meat
And they leave the house
D
without packin' heat
G
C
Never even bring their guns to the mall
G
And you know what else is too funny
D
Their stupid monopoly money
Interlude 1
Can't take 'em seriously at all
D
E
C
G
C
F
C
G
F
G
C
F
C
G
D
G
Well maple syrup and snow's
Verse 4
C
what
G
C
F
G
F
they export
G
They treat curling just like it's
C
F
C
G
a real sport
C
They think their silly accent is so
G
C
F
C
F
cute
Can't understand a thing they're
G
talking aboot
C
F
C
G
Verse 5
C
Sure they got their national health care
G
Cheaper meds, low crime
D
rates and clean air
G
C
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
G
D
And dream of driving a Zamboni
Interlude 2
All over Saskatchewan
D
C
F
G
Fm
F
Fm
F
C
F
Don't want to be a Canadian
Verse 6
G
idiot
F
We'll figure out their
G
temperature in Celsius
F
See the map they're
E
hovering right over us
C
Tell you the truth it makes
me kinda nervous
Verse 7
C
G
Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll
D
just say sorry
G
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
C
It's gotta mean they're
G
all up to something
D
So quick before they see it coming
Outro 1
Time for a pre- emptive strike
D
F
C
G
F
G
C
F
C
G
C
F
C
G
F
C
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