Canadian Idiot

Canadian Idiot easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • G

  • C

  • F

  • D

  • E

  • Fm

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • D

  • E

  • Fm

  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    Don't 
    want 
    to 
    be 
    Canadian 
    idiot 


    Verse 2
    Don't 
    want 
    to 
    be 
    some 
    beer 
    swillin' 

    hockey 
    nut 

    And 
    do 
    look 
    like 
    some 
    frost 
    bitten 

    hosehead 

    never 
    learned 
    my 
    alphabet 
    from 

    to zed 

    Verse 3

    They 
    all 
    live 
    on 
    donuts 

    and 
    moose 
    meat 

    And 
    they 
    leave 
    the 
    house 

    without 
    packin' 
    heat 

    Never 
    even 
    bring 
    their 
    guns 
    to 
    the 
    mall 

    And 
    you 
    know 
    what 
    else 
    is 
    too 
    funny 

    Their 
    stupid 
    monopoly 
    money 

    Interlude 1
    Can't 
    take 
    'em 
    seriously 
    at 
    all 




    Well 
    maple 
    syrup 
    and snow's 
    Verse 4
    what 

    they 
    export 

    They 
    treat 
    curling 
    just 
    like 
    it's 

    a real 
    sport 

    They 
    think 
    their silly 
    accent 
    is 
    so 

    cute 

    Can't 
    understand 
    thing 
    they're 

    talking 
    aboot 

    Verse 5

    Sure 
    they 
    got 
    their 
    national 
    health 
    care 

    Cheaper 
    meds, low 
    crime 

    rates 
    and 
    clean 
    air

    Then 
    again 
    well 
    they 
    got 
    Celine 
    Di
    on 

    Eat 
    their 
    weight 
    in 
    Kraft 
    macaroni 

    And 
    dream 
    of 
    driving 
    a Zambon

    Interlude 2
    All 
    over 
    Saskatchewan 



    Don't 
    want 
    to 
    be 
    Canadian 
    Verse 6
    idiot 

    We'll 
    figure 
    out 
    their 

    temperature 
    in Celsi
    us 

    See 
    the 
    map 
    they're 

    hovering 
    right 
    over 
    us 

    Tell 
    you 
    the 
    truth 
    it 
    makes 

    me 
    kinda 
    nervous 

    Verse 7
    Always 
    hear 
    the 
    same 
    kind 
    of 
    story 

    Break 
    your 
    nose 
    and 
    they'll 

    just 
    say 
    sorry

    Tell 
    me 
    what 
    kind 
    of 
    freaks 
    are 
    that 
    po
    lite 

    It's 
    gotta 
    mean 
    they're 

    all 
    up 
    to something 

    So 
    quick 
    before 
    they 
    see 
    it 
    coming 

    Outro 1
    Time 
    for 
    pre- 
    emptive strike 




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