Key: C major
Verse 1
Capricot!
Delta Dick!
Delta Dick!
Sigma Chi Prick!
Sigma Chi Prick!
Phi Psi Cum!
Phi Psi Cum!
Tri -Del -Titties!
Tri -Del -Titties!
Pi -Phi -Phenies!
Pi -Phi -Phenies!
B .G. Whammies!
And all you goddamn independents out there.
I want everybody to get ready
for a Blowfly's College Cheer.
I'm Wisconsin.
Two -bit, four -bit,
six -bits -a -dollar,
wholesome pussy,
stand up and holler!
Including you girls!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Yep, it's me again.
I received so many letters
from so many of the colleges around the country
want me to do a rap about the college
now it's impossible for
me to get to all of them
but i'm gonna do my best
for my freaky fan
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yeah i got moved next
and then the bitch can endure
and i've been saving it all
for this college tour
i'm all gassed up with crumb and soul
and i'm starting off at the orange boat
but the orange boat queen
tell a pussy sing
to all the cheerleader eaters
of the hurricane.
Take the turnpike to I -75,
to the universe of George,
and get some bulldog jive, yeah.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I'll call the co -ex till the assholes scream,
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and then eat out the pussy
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But before that, I'll stop off in Gainesville
to get the Florida gators' pussy a -crilled.
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In the FSU,
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where they break fleas and holes,
deep within the pussy of the Seminoles.
Before the night is through,
I'll be at BAMU
To party with the Rollers
the whole night through, yeah
Then I'm on my way to Atlanta G .A.
Stop at Georgia Tech
to show the hoes how to play
With the spread big dick,
I'm into the bracket
Fuck all the pretty ladies
For life, make straight
and let them all take a ride
The Auburn Wall Eagles
are waiting in line
to party with the fly
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Ninety -nines of Penn State,
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all the Chapman queens,
they love to be eight.
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The Oklahoma Sooners
with their wishbone cricks
and the good pussy ladies
with their lake of fine cricks.
The Biden -Iris or Notre Dame
says fucking and sucking
is to claim the fame.
To the good pussy ladies of Southern Cal,
the more pussy you got,
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and the Texas Longhorns and BYU.
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They all are freaks,
and they all are my fans,
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an d they all will be fucked
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The Michigan Wolverines
and Ohio State,
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they made a bet on how much
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all the campus freaks are just waiting for me.
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The Brassica Cornhuskers
and the Iowa Hawkeyes,
make the snow get hard
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when they open their thighs.
The UCLA Bruins,
the Ivory League, Columbia,
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and Yale, and Cornell.
By the way, this coming New Year's,
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they got some new rules for the bowls.
The Orange Bowl just made a new rule.
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The Orange Bowl Queen
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must be able to take a giant
-sized neighbor
orange up her ass hole
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without prying it.
And the Gator Bowl
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also has a new rule.
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must be able to slide down the back
of an alligator bare -assed
without cutting that ass.
The peach bowl queen
must have her pussy shaved.
Evidently,
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the committee loves peach furs.
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Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
the new cotton bowl queen
must wear panties with cotton crops.
Evidently, they say they
Haven't you hoes in Texas
heard of dispose of a douche?
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And on to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena,
must be able to take a football
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in her rosebud.
Oh, you dumb freaks don't
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that's an asshole.
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to all you coeds in the Big 8
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and to all you coeds in the
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And to all you fraternity brothers,
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Just call the motherfuckin' number
that you see on this jacket or the record.
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If you dare. If you dare.
And I really would like to hear
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Vassar. Renaud and Smith.
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Write me a letter or give me a call.
I got something good to
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you
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