Key: F major
Verse 1
Dm
A
And here I am out here on manoeuvres. I should
be on the beach somewhere with my hoe.
Get me out of here!
They got my black ass anyway.
I ain't got no business
being here in the army.
Blowfly?
D
A
In the motherfuckin' army?
Your dick's in the army now
D
Em
It'll soon be world -renowned
it won't see a cunt
You're in the army
One, two, three, four
Got my dick in my hand
D
Em
And I'm ready to go
open up wide
Let the freaky -lookin'
doctor take a look inside
You been takin' up the ass
in the middle of the night
Said I might be large, but I ain't no queer
A
G
With a weapon like that,
A
D
you can rule the nation
BD
Was a bad motherfucker
in a little no time
Signed my name and
I entered the service
And I have to admit,
I was motherfuckin' nervous
I was awakened without a warnin'
Who the fuck blowin' a trumpet
at four in
the mornin'?
A
D
You got to march 40 miles
before you can eat
A
G
D
Five, six, seven, eight,
D
A
Em
A
G
A
He kept his boot right square in my ass,
D
A
and it was hard to believe only a month had passed.
I went in the mess hall to have some chow,
one a plate of that shit, and I hollered,
wow!
Felt like cum, and it made me sick,
D
A
and it tasted like over -fucked voucher dick.
With my heart achin' and my ass painin',
D
A
I managed to finish my basic trainin'.
Lowfly was in the
Army at last.
Huh, I'll probably be a
General's wife.
Maybe even their little hoist
A
G
A
F#m
A
Yeah!
I received a call on my
X -rated phone sayin'
Rambo didn't make it back home.
He was supposed to know what
fighting was all about
So I went to
Vietnam with my prick in my hand
When I saw
Rambo's ass, began to expand
He was surrounded by the
Vietcom
And they was calling him the
Queen of
D
Vietnam
I said, oh shit, I can't believe my eyes
A
D
He had fishnet pantyhose
grabbed a whip
Opened his mouth and
Walked around looking like
A
D
He looked at my prick and said, what
I said, my ass could really get hurt
D
A
So I thought of a trick that always works
I said, motherfuckers,
I'm ready to get laid
A
D
And they began running, scrambling,
A
rumbling
Motherfuckers, rays of
AIDS
D
A
D
Yeah
A
D
A
D
X -rated phone
Em
G
D
Said some terrorists had kidnapped
the president back home
If the
Pope don't give him head,
Tellin'
Navy to
A
G
Because he just made
Green
Beret
I walked in the building
with a smile on my face
wrapped around my waist
He said, I see the money, boy,
Pope?
I said, watch your mouth,
with this kind of prick?
He said, me and the fellas
know exactly what to do
Since you didn't bring the coat,
we'll have to fuck you
They grabbed my hands and they
put me on the floor
D
Whipped my ass in the air, in the air in my ass
I blew him away with a powerful gas
A
D
I freed the president and I saved his life
He said, she'll do what you want her to do
I said, thanks,
Mr.
D
A
President, but I'd rather fuck you
A
D
TV, when you look at his ass, think of me.
A
I blew my cum at the commander -in -chief's asshole,
A
D
and now his cabinet is full of soul.
Blowfly's on the prowl, child.
Congress would never be the same again.
Now that they're being babied
by their insects friend.
Yeah!
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