Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Blog Maggot chords by 
Sleaford Mods
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Verse 2
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Celebrities are flocking My real
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mates are dropping
The English way
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If you look like y'winning they fuck
ya mate
Winning what?
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I got a fruit machine wi'
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chewy on the slot
I'm knocking back nicotine beans
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My fingertips tingle - official...
or non- official
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I just wanna send the fucking email
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Blog maggot, YouTube twat
If I ever meet the cunt I'll
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bite his fucking head flat
Verse 3
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Verse 4
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This is why the force is strong with a Tory
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No blonde moments, no- ones shite
We are just tricked into dislike
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Headcase men, dead men, war
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Ed Sheeran selling fast best
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album marketing farce
On You
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We are John Rocha - we
are all John Rocha
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Used to be fendi trendy - faintly trendy
Verse 5
Now nobody gives a tosser
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All of this death, everyone's deaf,
all of the death
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William S. Burroughs can tell him Seth
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It's all this death, who ever
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On your Facebook feed poster
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Philosophical wanker
All this death
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We are all half- cut - half-
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dead - hard to swallow
Night trainers on me
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I can't sing about anarchy
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in all this death
Verse 6
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You, multiple images, magazine men
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I'm buff like a tent, smoking a peg men
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Guts like a stink pipe sink pipe
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Bits of bean juice washing-
up sleep then death
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All this death
All this death
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All this death
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All this fucking death
Verse 7
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Verse 8
Promenade voting jacket
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Silver bullet polo hacket
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Golden stitch don't ya skinnage
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No, I'm minted mate
Geronimo,
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tally- ho, bombs away Derek
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Don't sound quite the same
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They've all got shit Eighties
mahogany wood names
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Like fat cigars in sunburnt boxes
Verse 9
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Lord Loxley Cobhead in
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Union Jack wasits
Robin Thicke - thick as fuck
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The trendy sex heads are all thick as fuck
That cunt with the big hat
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He's as thick as fuck
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That cunt who gave drugs up
But still writes tunes
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that celebrate 'em
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He's as thick as fuck
Verse 10
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Verse 11
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People can do what they want,
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no they can't
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Y'can't keep kissing that cunt
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behind reception
It's work you twat
And not a flashy love bite
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convention
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Moaning like a poor cunt
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Like a shriveled bitter wanker
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A stomach full of Gold Blend trousers
Like Jo Fucking Fox's
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New 30 mile speed limit enforce
Verse 12
Speed camera pensioners on Harleys,
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yeah course
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Y'reap the Tudor piglets
of picturesque hamlets
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Park outside some
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cunt's house
Toggy pocket
He's the gaffer
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Selwyn Froggitt
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I flog parrots to them Grantham lads
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Do a little Leonard one- skinner
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It's not that y'can handle it
Verse 13
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It's just that you don't want to fuck
ing talk about it
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Pepper on chips
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I can yam five filet of fish easy
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The idea is you gotta go
around the bend
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And not into it
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Key markets, fine fare, fine trade
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Chris Martin nightmare
Verse 14
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Nightmare n- n- n- nn- nn
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Nightmare n- n- n- nn- nn
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”