Key: C major
Verse 1
Dm
I serve to Mrs. Elena Crutt for two guineas.
G
Dm
Lot number four.
One mahogany bedside cabinet
with flowered porcelain nature receptacle.
One forkloom twill and leash
anti -macassar.
One hepple -white telescope tripod
with a tarnished brass securing screw.
washstand
with purification dish and
fish attachment.
Gsus4
G
One anti -burglar self
-preservator head bludgeon,
sand -filled and hand
-sewn brown leather.
Gsus4
Dm
G
Gsus4
with additional stirring.
E
G
C#m
with clockwork revolving eyes.
C#m
G#m
once the property of the late Lord Fre
B
C#sus4
B
C#m
One brown, with
C#
C#m
C#sus4
extra
string.
and maquette fireside chair.
F#
C#m
One engraved kapok -filled arctic tea cozy,
B
C#
with additional string and computer.
C#m
C#sus4
One brass iron -bound bedstead
C#m
B
and foot -operated mallet.
C#
F#
A shimmerlot, several -and -a -half pairs of
with foam rubber lining,
well -known in Belgravia.
G#m
F#
Dm
One cut -glass Delft Clara decanter
F#
C#m
with extra string.
One brass and metal three -foot -six
Dm
G#m
B
and sundry attachments.
Dbm
Am
A similar lot.
Another lot.
One collection of high -altitude
eagle studies.
One volume on how to leave
vultures alone.
collection of unknotted string
in hand -twined balls,
and vice -versa, whichever be greater to the power of ten,
fourteen man -mounted ivory monkeys
cut from single wrought -iron elephant tusks
one kiln -fired clay hairy Alsatian haunting to the name of Tom Dick or Harry,
and in that order.
Dm
G
One Sheridan stirrup cup
in squatted bronde and mead lux,
the property of the corn hunt,
G
Dm
G
One box of brown haircord buttons,
each containing two or four
Dm
G
perforations.
facing east,
Dbsus4
B
Dbsus4
one polished monogram brass bound
Db
box containing three pairs of domestic knee protectors,
C#m
C#sus4
one throat mallet,
matted haircord,
one pair of anonymous fruit
bowls
with appliances to boost...
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