All Your Kayfabe Friends

All Your Kayfabe Friends easy guitar chords by Los Campesinos!

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

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Capo
  • G

  • Em

  • F

  • Bm

    2
  • D

  • C

  • Dm

  • Am

  • Bb

  • Bbm

  • F#aug

    2
  • Bb5

  • G

  • Em

  • F

  • Bm

    2
  • D

  • C

  • Dm

  • Am

  • Bb

  • Bbm

  • F#aug

    2
  • Bb5

  • Verse 1
    Word 
    is 
    you slept 
    in 
    a weird 
    position 

    and 
    your 
    back 
    and 
    your 

    shoulders 
    are 
    aching. 

    I say 
    my stom
    ach 
    is 
    chewing 
    its 
    way 
    out 

    from 
    the 
    inside 
    'cause 
    I've 
    gone 

    three 
    days 
    now 
    without 
    eating 

    died 

    on 
    cross 

    train
    er, 

    getting 
    in shape 
    for 
    you. 

    fell 

    at 
    the first 

    hurdle, 

    you 
    tell 
    me 
    always 
    do. 

    You 
    asked 
    if 
    I'd 
    be 
    anyone 
    from 
    his
    tory, 

    fact 
    or 
    fiction, 
    dead 
    or 
    alive: 

    said, 
    "I'd 
    be Tony 
    Cascarino, circa 


    1995". 

    Verse 2
    We're 
    feeling 
    so 
    much 
    more 
    content 

    knowing 
    where 
    our 
    allegiances 
    lie. 

    Since 
    our 
    kayfabe
    friends 
    have 
    upped 
    and 
    left, 

    you 
    and 
    I. 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 3
    The time 
    we spent 
    around 
    each 

    others' 
    waist
    s, 

    the time 
    spent 
    expressing 

    my 
    distaste. 

    With my 
    eyes 
    on a 
    lightbulb I 
    choose 
    to 

    keep 
    your 
    birthday 
    present 
    for 
    myself. 

    Blow 
    candles, 
    your 
    ill 
    health. 

    I'm 
    being 
    paid 
    £35 an 
    hour 

    as 
    a specialist 
    foot 
    fetish 
    model, 

    flatter 
    my 
    arches, 
    I pi
    rouette 
    for 
    them. 

    I pick 
    the 
    angles, 

    hide 
    my 
    in
    grown 
    toenail. 

    Verse 4
    You 
    think 
    you're 
    the 
    needle 

    that 
    drains 
    the 
    blood 
    dona
    tion, 

    you're 
    just 
    repetition 
    on 
    an 
    old, 

    Interlude 2
    worn-out 
    pin 
    pin 
    cushion. 



    Verse 5
    We're 
    feeling 
    so 
    much 
    more 
    content 

    knowing 
    where 
    our 
    allegiances 
    lie. 

    Since 
    our 
    kayfabe
    friends 
    have 
    upped 
    and 
    left, 

    you 
    and 
    I. 

    Verse 6
    As the 
    bus 
    pull
    s away, 

    I stare 
    at 
    the 
    last 
    field 

    before 
    we hit 
    the city, 

    that emo
    tional 
    minefield 

    I seduced 
    your 
    ex-boyfriend, 

    to 
    to 
    help 
    you 
    get 
    over 
    him, 

    you 
    found 
    him 
    more 
    attractive, 

    it 
    helped 
    you 
    get 
    over 
    me. 

    Interlude 3


    Verse 7
    We're 
    feeling 
    so 
    much 
    more 
    con
    tent 

    knowing 
    where 
    our 
    allegiances 
    lie. 

    Since 
    our 
    kayfabe
    friends 
    have 
    upped 
    and 
    left, 

    you 
    and 
    I. 

    Verse 8
    In 
    the 
    shower
    I chew 
    the 
    soap 
    bar 

    from 
    the 
    plastic, 
    the morning 
    after. 

    love 
    the look 
    of 
    empathy 
    in 
    your 
    eyes 

    love 
    the 
    look 
    of 
    lust 
    between 
    your 
    thighs. 
    Outro 1




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