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All Your Kayfabe Friends chords by 
Los Campesinos!
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Verse 1
G
Word is you slept in a weird position
Em
and your back and your
F
shoulders are aching.
G
I say my stomach is chewing its way out
Em
from the inside 'cause I've gone
G
Bm
three days now without eating
G
I died
on a cross
Em
trainer,
F
getting in shape for you.
G
I fell
Em
D
at the first
C
hurdle,
D
Dm
Am
you tell me I always do.
C
D
Am
You asked if I'd be anyone from history,
G
D
Am
fact or fiction, dead or alive:
C
Dm
D
Am
I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa
G
Dm
Bb
Bbm
Bb
F#aug
Bb
Bbm
Bb
C
1995".
Verse 2
G
C
We're feeling so much more content
G
C
knowing where our allegiances lie.
G
D
C
Since our kayfabefriends have upped and left,
G
you and I.
Interlude 1
G
Em
G
F
G
Em
Bm
Verse 3
G
The time we spent around each
Em
others' waists,
the time spent expressing
F
my distaste.
G
Em
With my eyes on a lightbulb I choose to
D
C
keep your birthday present for myself.
G
D
Blow candles, your ill health.
C
Em
G
C
I'm being paid £35 an hour
Em
as a specialist foot fetish model,
C
G
flatter my arches, I pirouette for them.
C
I pick the angles,
Em
D
hide my ingrown toenail.
Verse 4
Am
Dm
You think you're the needle
Am
G
D
that drains the blood donation,
Am
Dm
Am
you're just a repetition on an old,
Interlude 2
worn-out pin pin cushion.
G
Am
Bb
Bbm
Bb
Bbm
Bb
Bb5
Bb
C
Verse 5
G
C
We're feeling so much more content
G
C
knowing where our allegiances lie.
G
Dm
D
C
Since our kayfabefriends have upped and left,
G
you and I.
Verse 6
G
D
As the bus pulls away,
G
D
I stare at the last field
C
before we hit the city,
G
that emotional minefield
I seduced your ex-boyfriend,
D
to to help you get over him,
C
you found him more attractive,
G
it helped you get over me.
Interlude 3
Bb
Bbm
Bb
Bbm
Bb
F#aug
C
Verse 7
G
D
C
We're feeling so much more content
G
C
knowing where our allegiances lie.
G
D
G
C
Since our kayfabefriends have upped and left,
G
you and I.
Verse 8
D
G
D
In the shower, I chew the soap bar
C
G
from the plastic, the morning after.
D
G
D
I love the look of empathy in your eyes
C
G
I love the look of lust between your thighs.
Outro 1
C
G
C
Em
C
G
D
Em
C
G
C
Em
C
G
C
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