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2 Ft. High Umbrella Man easy guitar chords by 
Jeff Wilkinson
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Egoistic eyes of fire
A
Wondering bout what
my heart's desire
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Trapped down here in a cage of fire
A
Heard the forecast called for rain
D
Lost and lonely, my heart's a silo
A
Harboring all the broken skid row
G
bums down here beside me
Bm
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Where the best clothes money can buy
D
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Said doing, doing, doing,
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doing all that I can
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D
I'm the two foot high umbrella man
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sell you anything I can
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D
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to keep you out of the rain
D
Oh, mayhem in the heart of Gotham
A
I'm the eyes of a preacher
from the streets of Harlem
G
I suppose if you wanna know
Bm
I put a camel through a needle's
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eye
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Pornographic cheats and sidekicks,
hip young dudes,
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and rich and erotics, it's all the same.
It's a money game.
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I hustle everyone I like.
D
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I said doing, doing, doing,
A
doing all that I can.
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D
I'm the two foot high umbrella man.
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I'll sell you anything I can
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to keep you out of the rain
And the moral of my story is, boys,
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is to get it in a way that you like
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The moral of my story is, boys,
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is to take it before the catch can
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Here's my first deal, it comes in a riddle
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Who built the ark and who built Babel
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Was a friend of mine named Valentine
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I broke her with the Wall Street blues
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Here's my last deal, the hustle's easy
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The rich get poor and the poor stay needy
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I'm the lowest soul on the totem pole
G
Bm
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But I'll bring you on down to size
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I said do it, do it, do it, do it all that I can
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I'm a two foot high umbrella man
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Sell you anything I can
D
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A
D
To keep you out of the rain
G
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Sell you anything I can
D
G
A
D
To keep you out of the rain
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Sell you anything I can
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D
to keep you out of the rain
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