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You can't dance easy guitar chords by 
Ll Cool J
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Intro 1
Em
Verse 1
Em
He man, I've seen ya,
B
think ya rockin' it on the floor...
Em
You look like a moron! who
let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe
your feet's deformed.
They should slap you in the teeth
when you put your dancing shoes on.
Verse 2
You can't dance!
Em
Why don't you just nail your feet to
the floor?
Homeboy, what's the use?
E
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
First think of an excuse.
Em
You dance like a fat old lady
Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice,
But every time you try to get
one move right.
D
The old lady then did it twice.
Em
E
You can't dance!
Em
Verse 3
D
Em
You've been a dancing disco disaster,
The worst I ever saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
And drag you off the floor.
E
Em
In every discotheque, I see you there
In the middle of the crowd,
Looking like you got eight or nine
left feet dragging all around.
You can't dance!
E
Em
Verse 4
Take my advice, don't move!
You'll never get the knack.
E
Em
If I danced like you I'd
sneak out the party
And wouldn't be coming back.
B
Em
On the floor you're a dinosaur,
E
B
yeah boy, that's how you move.
Em
You look like ralph cramden(?) or
D
Em
a donald duck cartoon.
Verse 5
You can't dance!
E
Em
E
Em
You
wanna
come to my party?
I wouldn't give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
Ended up in an ambulance.
E
Em
Wouldn't it be funny if they
B
put you on solid gold?
Em
You dance like you got
arthritis already,
What'll happen when you get old?
E
Em
You can't dance!
E
Em
G
A
Em
Verse 6
Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around
can't dance people
When you were a can't dance kid.
You live in a can't dance house,
Went out in a can't dance car,
Your doofy can't dance father
Got drunk in a can't dance bar.
You take a can't dance bath,
Put on your can't dance cologne.
D
Go out to a can't dance party
Em
So you wouldn't have
D
Em
to can't dance all alone.
G
A
You can't dance!
B
Em
Verse 7
Em
Homeboy, will you please get off the floor,
you moron?
E
Outro 1
Em
Em
Em
G
A
Em
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