You can't dance

You can't dance easy guitar chords by Ll Cool J

N/A
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Em

  • B

    2
  • E

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Em

  • B

    2
  • E

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    He man, 
    I've seen 
    ya, 

    think ya 
    rockin' 
    it 
    on 
    the floor... 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    moron! 
    who 

    let 
    you 
    in the 
    door? 

    To put 
    the 
    question 
    bluntly: maybe 

    your feet's 
    deformed. 

    They should 
    slap 
    you 
    in the 
    teeth 

    when you 
    put 
    your 
    dancing 
    shoes 
    on. 

    Verse 2
    You 
    can't 
    dance! 


    Why 
    don't 
    you just 
    nail 
    your 
    feet to 

    the 
    floor? 

    Homeboy, what's 
    the use? 

    Any
    time 
    you wanna 
    step 
    aside 
    a party, 

    First 
    think 
    of an 
    excuse. 

    You 
    dance 
    like 
    a fat 
    old 
    lady 

    Not 
    sayin' 
    that 
    fat 
    old 
    ladies 
    ain't 
    nice, 

    But 
    every 
    time you 
    try to 
    get 

    one 
    move 
    right. 

    The old 
    lady 
    then 
    did it 
    twice. 

    You 
    can't 
    dance! 

    Verse 3

    You've 
    been 
    a dancing 
    disco 
    disaster, 

    The 
    worst 
    ever 
    saw. 

    They should 
    dropkick you 
    on the neck 

    And 
    drag 
    you 
    off 
    the floor. 

    In 
    every 
    discotheque, I 
    see you 
    there 

    In the 
    middle 
    of the 
    crowd, 

    Looking 
    like 
    you 
    got 
    eight 
    or nine 

    left 
    feet 
    dragging 
    all 
    around. 

    You 
    can't 
    dance! 

    Verse 4

    Take 
    my 
    advice, 
    don't 
    move! 

    You'll 
    never 
    get 
    the 
    knack. 

    If 
    danced 
    like 
    you 
    I'd 

    sneak 
    out the 
    party 

    And 
    wouldn't 
    be 
    coming 
    back. 

    On 
    the 
    floor 
    you're a 
    dinosaur, 

    yeah 
    boy, 
    that's 
    how 
    you move. 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    ralph 
    cramden(?) or 

    don
    ald 
    duck 
    cartoon. 

    Verse 5
    You 
    can't 
    dance! 

    You 

    wanna 

    come 
    to my 
    party? 

    wouldn't 
    give 
    you 
    a chance. 

    You 
    tried to 
    take 
    breakdance lessons, 

    Ended 
    up 
    in an 
    ambulance. 

    Wouldn't 
    it 
    be 
    funny 
    if they 

    put 
    you on 
    solid 
    gold? 

    You 
    dance 
    like you 
    got 

    arthritis 
    already, 

    What'll 
    happen 
    when 
    you get 
    old? 

    You 
    can't 
    dance! 


    Verse 6
    Why 
    are you 
    so 
    stiff? 

    Is it something 
    that your 
    mother 
    did? 

    Maybe 
    you grew 
    up 
    around 

    can't 
    dance 
    people 

    When 
    you 
    were 
    a can't 
    dance 
    kid. 

    You live 
    in 
    a can't 
    dance 
    house, 

    Went 
    out 
    in 
    a can't 
    dance 
    car, 

    Your 
    doofy can't 
    dance 
    father 

    Got 
    drunk 
    in a 
    can't 
    dance 
    bar. 

    You take 
    a can't 
    dance 
    bath, 

    Put 
    on 
    your can't 
    dance 
    cologne. 

    Go 
    out 
    to 
    a can't 
    dance 
    party 

    So 
    you 
    wouldn't 
    have 

    to can't 
    dance 
    all 
    alone. 

    You 
    can't 
    dance! 


    Verse 7
    Homeboy, will 
    you 
    please 
    get 
    off the 
    floor, 

    you moron? 

    Outro 1




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