Wouldn't That Cock Your Pistol chords by Bill Carlisle

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Now I'm from just a
little bitty old town
down in Tennessee.
It's called Bristol,
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but I tell you lots of things
about a sure cocked old pistol.
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I knew a fella, he had a scar
right here
on the side of his face.
It was caused from a crash
the old boy had in a Georgia
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stock car race.
Everybody called him Scarface Sam.
Boy, his face, it was a sigh.
But you know,
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he went to a plastic surgeon,
and the doctor fixed him up all right.
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Now this doctor took some skin
from Sam somewhere.
I don't know where he
took from to put two.
But I'm gonna tell you some boy
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to cock your pistol before I get through.
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Now Sam's face looks fine
now the scar's gone
He's the talk of the town
But you know every time
that Sam gets tarred
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His face wants to set down
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Now wouldn't that cock your pistol
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Now I'm gonna tell you
about another old boy
From some small town down south
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His wife, boy,
she really had him under her
He's afraid to even open
his mouth
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Everybody called him Fido.
He stayed in a doghouse so much
But he could do anything
that a dog could do
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cause he seemed to have that special touch
He got to chase some automobiles,
he thought he was a dog I guess
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And he could track a rabbit
quicker than a hound,
but buddy wait till I tell you the rest
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His wife got afraid he'd bite some kid
Cause he wouldn't come
home when she whistled
So she went and put a muzzle on him
before he did
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Now wouldn't that cock get pissed off?
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Now, folks, you may not
believe this, buddy
But I know it's the truth
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Cause this old boy was a cousin of mine
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Now, if you wanna believe it, you can
You don't have to,
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but I know what I'm talking about
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