Witch Burning
Witch Burning

Witch Burning easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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    • Verse 1
    - 
    We have found 

    a witch. May we burn 
    her? 

    - Burn 
    her! 

    - How do you 
    know she is a witch? 

    - She looks 
    like one. 

    - Bring her forward. 

    - I am 
    not 
    a witch. 

    - But you are dressed 
    as one. 


    - They dressed me up 
    like this. 

    - We 
    didn't! 

    - And this isn't 
    my nose. It's a false 
    one. 

    - 
    Well? 

    - Well, we did do the nose. 

    - The 
    nose? 

    - And the hat. 
    But she is a witch. 

    - Burn her! 

    - Did you 
    dress her up like this? 

    - No. 

    - Yes. 

    - Yes, 
    a bit. She has 
    got a wart. 

    - What makes 
    you think she 

    is a witch? 

    - Well, she turned 
    me into a newt. 

    - A newt? 

    - I 
    got better. 

    - Burn her 
    anyway. 

    - Burn her! 

    - Quiet! 
    There 
    are ways 
    of telling 

    whether she 
    is a witch. 

    - Are there? 
    What are they? Tell 
    us. 

    - Tell me, 
    what do you do 
    with witches? 

    - Burn 
    them! 

    - What 
    do you burn apart 

    from witches? 

    - More witches! 

    - Wood. 

    - So, why 
    do witches 
    burn? 

    - 'Cause 
    they're made 
    of wood? 

    - Good! 

    - So, 
    how 
    do we tell whether 
    she is 

    made of wood? 

    - Build a bridge out 
    of her. 

    - Can you not also 
    make bridges 

    of stone? 

    - Oh, yeah. 

    - Does 
    wood 
    sink in water? 

    - No. 

    - It floats. 

    - Throw 
    her into the pond! 

    - What 
    also 
    floats in 
    water? 

    - Bread. 

    - Apples. 

    - Very small rocks. 

    - Cider. 

    - Cherries. 

    - Gravy. 

    - Mud. 

    - Churches. 

    - Lead. 

    - A duck! 

    - Exactly. 

    So, 
    logically... 

    - If 
    she 
    weighs 
    the same 
    as a duck... 

    She's 
    made of wood. 

    - And, 
    therefore... 

    - A witch! 

    - A witch! 

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