Witch Burning

Witch Burning easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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    - We have found

    a witch. May we burn her?

    - Burn her!

    - How do you know she is a witch?

    - She looks like one.

    - Bring her forward.

    - I am not a witch.

    - But you are dressed as one.


    - They dressed me up like this.

    - We didn't!

    - And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.

    - Well?

    - Well, we did do the nose.

    - The nose?

    - And the hat. But she is a witch.

    - Burn her!

    - Did you dress her up like this?

    - No.

    - Yes.

    - Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.

    - What makes you think she

    is a witch?

    - Well, she turned me into a newt.

    - A newt?

    - I got better.

    - Burn her anyway.

    - Burn her!

    - Quiet! There are ways of telling

    whether she is a witch.

    - Are there? What are they? Tell us.

    - Tell me, what do you do with witches?

    - Burn them!

    - What do you burn apart

    from witches?

    - More witches!

    - Wood.

    - So, why do witches burn?

    - 'Cause they're made of wood?

    - Good!

    - So, how do we tell whether she is

    made of wood?

    - Build a bridge out of her.

    - Can you not also make bridges

    of stone?

    - Oh, yeah.

    - Does wood sink in water?

    - No.

    - It floats.

    - Throw her into the pond!

    - What also floats in water?

    - Bread.

    - Apples.

    - Very small rocks.

    - Cider.

    - Cherries.

    - Gravy.

    - Mud.

    - Churches.

    - Lead.

    - A duck!

    - Exactly.

    So, logically...

    - If she weighs the same as a duck...

    She's made of wood.

    - And, therefore...

    - A witch!

    - A witch!

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