Germs

Germs easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • D

  • D#

    6
  • Em

  • F

  • Gm

    3
  • Dm

  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • D

  • D#

    6
  • Em

  • F

  • Gm

    3
  • Dm

  • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Sometimes 
    really 

    want 
    to 
    be 
    alone 

    But 
    that's 
    one 
    state 
    I'm 

    never 
    in

    Because 
    I know 
    that 
    I've 
    got 

    millions 
    upon 
    mil
    lions 

    Of 
    tiny, 
    one- 
    celled 
    organ

    isms 
    living 
    on 
    my 
    skin 

    Verse 2
    (Germs) I 
    rub 
    and 
    scrub 
    un
    til 
    my flesh 

    is raw 
    and bleeding 

    (Germs) But 
    they 
    just 
    come 
    right 

    back 
    again 

    (Germs) I can't 
    even 
    see'em, 

    but 
    I know 
    they're 
    up 
    to something 

    Hey, 
    don't 
    touch 
    that 
    - you 
    don't 

    know 
    where 
    it's been! 

    Verse 3
    They're 
    all 
    over 
    me 

    They're 
    inside 
    of me 

    Can't 
    get'em off 
    a me 

    Verse 4
    I'm 
    covered 
    with... 
    microscopic 
    bacteria 

    What do 
    they want 
    from 
    me 

    What'll 
    they do 
    to 
    me? 

    There's 
    no 
    escape 
    for 
    me 

    I'm 
    crawling 
    with 
    microscop
    ic bacteria 

    Verse 5
    Now 
    if 
    ever 
    dare 
    to go 
    to 
    sleep 

    That's 
    when 
    they start 

    their sneak 
    at
    tack 

    In the morning 
    wake 
    up 
    in 
    utter hor
    ror 

    To 
    find 
    my 
    teeth 
    are 
    covered with 

    bac
    terial 
    plaque 

    (Germs) Can't 
    get 
    those 
    parasit
    ic 
    creatures 
    Verse 6

    off my 
    face 

    (Germs) And 
    there's 
    more 

    comin' 
    every 
    day 

    (Germs) I 
    never 
    said 
    that 
    they 

    could 
    camp 
    out 
    on my 
    body 

    I wish 
    they'd 
    pack 
    their 
    tiny 
    little 

    bag
    s and 
    move 
    away 

    Verse 7
    They're 
    all over 
    me 

    They're 
    inside 
    of me 

    Can't 
    get'em off 
    a me 

    I'm 
    covered 
    with... 
    micro

    scopic 
    bacteria 

    What 
    do they want 
    from 
    me 

    What'll 
    they do 
    to me? 

    There's 
    no 
    escape 
    for 
    me 

    I'm 
    crawling 
    with 
    microscop
    ic 
    bacteria 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 8
    They're 
    creepin' 

    around 
    my shorts 

    They're 
    un
    der 
    the bath
    room 
    sink 

    They're 
    ridin' 
    inside 
    my 
    car 

    They're 
    swimmin' 
    in every 
    drink 

    They're 
    hid
    in' 
    between 
    my 
    toes 

    They're 
    lurkin' 
    in every 
    kiss 

    got'em way up 
    my 
    nose 

    In every 
    orifice 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    show them 
    who's 
    boss 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    get even 
    yet 

    Just 
    gimme 
    some Lysol 
    spray 

    Just 
    hand 
    me a moist 
    towelette 

    Don't 
    tell 
    me I'm 
    paranoid 

    know that 
    they're 
    after 
    me 

    Look 
    under 
    the micro
    scope 

    See?? 

    Verse 9
    They're 
    all 
    over 
    me 

    They're 
    inside 
    of me 

    Can't 
    get'em off 
    me 

    I'm 
    covered 
    with 
    microscop

    ic 
    bacteria 

    What 
    do they want 
    from 
    me 

    What'll 
    they do 
    to 
    me? 

    There's 
    no 
    escape 
    for 
    me 

    I'm 
    crawling 
    with 
    microscopic 

    bacteria 

    Verse 10
    They're 
    all over 
    me 

    I can 
    feel'em all 
    over 
    me 

    Over 
    every 
    part 
    of me 

    Microscopic 
    bacteria 

    know 
    they're watching 
    me 

    They're 
    always 
    watching 
    me 

    They're 
    com
    ing 
    after 
    me 

    Microscopic 
    bacteria 

    Won't 
    somebody 
    help 

    Please 
    somebody 
    help 
    me 

    You've 
    got 
    to believe 
    me 

    They're 
    out 
    to get 
    me 

    They 
    want 
    to control 
    me 

    They 
    want 
    to destroy 
    me 

    They're 
    tryin' 
    to kill 
    me 

    It 
    kind of 
    upset
    s me 


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