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Germs chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
Am
G
Verse 1
Am
Sometimes I really
C
Am
G
want to be alone
Am
D
Am
But that's one state I'm
C
Am
G
Am
never in
D
Because I know that I've got
Am
C
G
millions upon millions
Am
D
Of tiny, one- celled organ
C
Am
D
G
isms living on my skin
Verse 2
D
Eb
Em
Am
(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh
D
is raw and bleeding
Eb
(Germs) But they just come right
Em
Am
D
back again
Eb
(Germs) I can't even see'em,
Em
Am
D
but I know they're up to something
C
Hey, don't touch that - you don't
know where it's been!
Verse 3
Am
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
Verse 4
Am
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria
G
Am
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
G
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
Verse 5
Am
D
Am
G
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
Am
D
That's when they start
Am
D
G
Am
their sneak attack
D
C
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
G
Am
To find my teeth are covered with
C
Am
D
bacterial plaque
Eb
Em
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures
Verse 6
Am
D
off my face
(Germs) And there's more
Eb
Em
Am
D
comin' every day
Eb
(Germs) I never said that they
Em
Am
could camp out on my body
D
I wish they'd pack their tiny little
C
bags and move away
Verse 7
Am
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with... micro
G
scopic bacteria
Am
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
C
G
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
Am
Interlude 1
F
Gm
Am
D
Am
F
Verse 8
Am
G
Am
D
Am
They're creepin'
around my shorts
Dm
F
They're un der the bathroom sink
Am
They're ridin' inside my car
D
They're swimmin' in every drink
Am
They're hid in' between my toes
F
They're lurkin' in every kiss
Am
D
I got'em way up my nose
In every orifice
Am
I'm gonna show them who's boss
F
I'm gonna get even yet
Am
Just gimme some Lysol spray
D
Am
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
F
I know that they're after me
Am
G
Look under the microscope
See??
Verse 9
Am
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with microscop
G
ic bacteria
Am
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with microscopic
G
Am
bacteria
Verse 10
Am
They're all over me
F
I can feel'em all over me
Am
Over every part of me
D
Microscopic bacteria
Am
I know they're watching me
F
They're always watching me
G
Am
They're com ing after me
D
Microscopic bacteria
Am
Won't somebody help
F
Please somebody help me
G
You've got to believe me
Am
D
They're out to get me
Am
They want to control me
F
They want to destroy me
Am
They're tryin' to kill me
D
It kind of upsets me
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