Germs chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Sometimes I really
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want to be alone
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But that's one state I'm
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never in
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Because I know that I've got
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millions upon millions
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Of tiny, one- celled organ
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isms living on my skin

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Verse 2

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh

is raw and bleeding

(Germs) But they just come right

back again

(Germs) I can't even see'em,

but I know they're up to something

Hey, don't touch that - you don't

know where it's been!

Verse 3

They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get'em off a me

Verse 4
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I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria
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What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
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I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria

Verse 5
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Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
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That's when they start
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their sneak attack
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In the morning I wake up in utter horror
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To find my teeth are covered with
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bacterial plaque
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(Germs) Can't get those parasitic  creatures

Verse 6
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off my face
(Germs) And there's more
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comin' every day
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(Germs) I never said that they
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could camp out on my body
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I wish they'd pack their tiny little
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bags and move away

Verse 7
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They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with... micro
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scopic bacteria
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What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
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I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
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Interlude 1

Verse 8
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They're creepin'
around my shorts
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They're un  der the bathroom sink
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They're ridin' inside my car
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They're swimmin' in every drink
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They're hid in' between my toes
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They're lurkin' in every kiss
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I got'em way up my nose
In every orifice
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I'm gonna show them who's boss
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I'm gonna get even yet
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Just gimme some Lysol spray
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Just hand me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
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I know that they're after me
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Look under the microscope
See??

Verse 9
Am 
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with microscop
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ic bacteria
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What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with microscopic
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bacteria

Verse 10
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They're all over me
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I can feel'em all over me
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Over every part of me
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Microscopic bacteria
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I know they're watching me
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They're always watching me
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They're com ing after me
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Microscopic bacteria
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Won't somebody help
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Please somebody help me
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You've got to believe me
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They're out to get me
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They want to control me
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They want to destroy me
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They're tryin' to kill me
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It kind of upsets me