Uncle Smoochface
Uncle Smoochface

Uncle Smoochface easy guitar chords by Michael Hurley

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    • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    He 
    chases 

    all 
    the ladies 
    and 
    he keeps 
    them on 
    the run. 

    So 
    an old 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Face, 
    here 
    he 
    comes 

    He 
    catches 
    all 
    the ladies 
    and 

    he kisses 
    them on 
    the mouth 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Face, 
    head and side 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Face, 
    head and side 

    They 
    run 
    into the 
    ladies' 
    room 

    cause 
    they need to 
    pee 

    Old 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Face 
    says, 
    kiss 
    me 

    They 
    didn't 
    even 
    know 

    they would 
    find 
    him there. 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    doesn't 
    care. 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    doesn't 
    care. 





    I 
    know 

    Uncle 

    Smoochface 
    and 
    he lives in 
    that town 

    I 
    hate 
    to 
    bring 
    my 
    girl 
    around 

    He 
    loves 
    all 
    the ladies 
    with 

    their pretty 
    hand
    s 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    over 
    there 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    over 
    there 

    He 
    loves 
    the little 
    girly 
    and 

    he even 
    loves 
    her mama. 

    She 
    don't 
    want 
    to give 
    old 

    Smooch 

    Face 
    none. 

    I 
    guess 
    some
    times 
    he 

    goes 
    home and 
    cries, 

    But 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Face 
    never 
    dies. 

    Un
    cle 

    Smooch
    face 
    never 
    dies 




    You 
    catch 
    a little 
    girlie 
    and 

    you kiss 
    her on 
    the mouth 

    She 
    pulled 

    Uncle 

    Smooch's 
    face 
    head 
    on 
    south 

    He 
    went down 
    in 

    Virginia 
    where the 
    green grass 

    grows 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Puss, 
    there you go 

    Uncle 

    Smooch 

    Puss, 
    there you go 

    He 
    asked 
    for a 
    date 
    and she said, 
    oh 
    my 

    God 

    I 
    ain't 
    goin' 
    out with 
    this 
    old 
    dip
    wad 

    Then 

    Un
    cle 

    Smoochface 
    vomited 
    on 
    me dress 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    made 
    a mess 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    made 
    a mess 




    He 
    run 
    into the 
    lady's 

    room because 
    he 
    needs to 
    peek. 

    He 
    loves to 
    meet the 
    ladies 
    when they 

    come 
    to take 
    a leak. 

    He 
    is a 
    sloppy 
    smoocher 
    and 

    he gives their 
    face a 
    lick. 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    makes 
    them sing. 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    makes 
    them sing. 

    I 
    know 

    Uncle 

    Smoochface 
    and 
    he lives 
    in that 
    town. 

    I hate 
    to 
    bring 
    my 
    girl 
    around. 

    He 
    loves 
    all 
    the ladies 
    with 

    their pretty 
    hair. 

    Uncle 

    Smooch
    face 
    over 
    there. 

    Uncle 

    Smooth 

    Face 
    over 
    there 




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