Key: Ab major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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there's a sight you ought to see.
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But as long as you can't get down there,
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I'll tell you all, so listen to me.
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There's a gal called Tessie Pound.
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She weighs about 400 pounds.
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She's fat and fair, but she don't care,
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cause the boys all hang around.
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They call her Dutanteci
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She holds ten sweeties upon her knee.
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When she does fall, fun begins,
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as they play tennis on her double chin.
since I'm sure,
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to get around her waist.
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Oh boy, they got a detour,
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They call her U -turn
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Cause every time she struts around,
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she puts on an extra pound,
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but it doesn't seem to worry her.
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Her wage is making Tessie redound,
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isn't trying to reduce,
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and she's not a good excuse.
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Oh, she sails more than to Wales,
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with the boys she beats the deuce.
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a broadside view like a ship at sea.
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It takes two lovers to hold her hand,
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The boys all answer to her demands.
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They bring tires for wedding bands.
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He runs around her once
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just to keep in trim.
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Tutan Tessie from Nashville, Tennessee.
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They call her Tutankhamen,
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Goldeen swimming up to her knee.
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Once she went in up to her neck.
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Oh, she was hit on a railroad track.
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Her appendix had to come out fast.
oh boy, they had to blast.
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They call it Cheek -On -Check
Outro 1
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