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Two Ton Tessie chords by 
Tessie O'shea
N/A•
Intro 1
G
Eb
A
Am
C
B
D
Verse 1
A
Down in Nashville,
D
Tennessee,
G
A
D
G
there's a sight you ought to see.
C
F
C
D
E
But as long as you can't get down there,
A
D
I'll tell you all, so listen to me.
A
D
G
There's a gal called Tessie Pound.
B
Em
She weighs about 400 pounds.
A
D
She's fat and fair, but she don't care,
B
E
A
cause the boys all hang around.
D
G
They call her Dutanteci
B
from Tennessee.
E
A
She holds ten sweeties upon her knee.
D
B
Em
When she does fall, fun begins,
A
D
as they play tennis on her double chin.
G
Oh boy, she caused the rise
B
in the price of meat.
E
It's been ten years since
A
she saw her feet.
G
Lovers have a nanny,
since I'm sure,
D
G
to get around her waist.
D
F
D
Oh boy, they got a detour,
G
they call it U -turn,
A
Tessie U -turn, Tessie,
D
from Nashville, Tennessee
G
D
G
B
E
A
D
E
A
D
They call her U -turn
G
B
E
A
G
E
G
D
E
D
G
A
D
G
A
D
G
A
D
G
Cause every time she struts around,
A
D
G
she puts on an extra pound,
C
F
C
D
E
but it doesn't seem to worry her.
A
D
Her wage is making Tessie redound,
A
D
G
isn't trying to reduce,
B
Em
and she's not a good excuse.
A
D
Oh, she sails more than to Wales,
B
Em
A
D
with the boys she beats the deuce.
G
They call her to come,
B
Tessie from Tennessee,
E
A
a broadside view like a ship at sea.
D
B
Em
It takes two lovers to hold her hand,
A
Hold her sitting down and
D
when she stands,
G
B
The boys all answer to her demands.
E
A
They bring tires for wedding bands.
G
Tommy Farr has given up his gym,
D
G
He runs around her once
B
D
just to keep in trim.
G
They call her Tutan Tessie,
A
D
Tutan Tessie from Nashville, Tennessee.
G
D
G
They call her Tutankhamen,
B
the Pemmesee.
E
A
Goldeen swimming up to her knee.
D
B
Em
Once she went in up to her neck.
E
The tide rose up
D
and made the town a wreck.
G
B
Oh, she was hit on a railroad track.
E
The engine struck her
A
and bounced right back.
G
G
Her appendix had to come out fast.
G
They couldn't operate,
oh boy, they had to blast.
D
G
They call it Cheek -On -Check
A
Cheek -On -Checkly
D
From Nashville, Tennessee
Outro 1
G
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