Best Tuning App Ever
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“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Treat her like a prostitute easy guitar chords by Slick Rick
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Verse 1
Here's
an
oldie but goodie
Hit
it
Excuse
me
(what?)
Can
I have
your
attention?
Mmm hmm
There's
just
a few
things
that I've
got
to mention
(uh huh)
There's girlies
out
here
that
seem
appealing
But they
all come
in
your
life
and cold
hurt
your
feelings
I'm
telling
you
As
Rick
is my
name
I wouldn't
trust
not
girl
unless she
feels
the same
Treat
'em like
a prostitute
(do what?)
Don't
treat no
girlie
well,
until you're
sure
of the scoop
'Cause all
they do
is they
hurt
and trample
Listen
up
close,
here comes
my first
example
Verse 2
Now
ya been
with
your girlfriend
for
quite
a
while
Plans
for the
future,
she's
having
your child
Celebrate
with friends
drinking
cans
and
quarts
Telling
all
your friends
about
your family
thought
s
One
friend
was drunk
so
he starts
to
act
wild
He tells
the truth
about
the kid
It's
not
your child
Acting
like
a
jerk
and on his
face
was a smirk
He said,
"Your wife
went berserk
while you was
hard
at
work"
And
she led
him on
and
tried
to
please
him
She didn't
waste
time,
Verse 3
she didn't
try
to tease
him
Treat
'em like
a prostitute
(do what?)
Don't
treat no
girlie
well,
until you're
sure
of the scoop
'Cause all
they do
is
they
hurt
and trample
Listen
up
close,
here comes my
first ex
ample
Verse 4
It's
your wife
You
buy the
tramp
jewels
and clothes
You
get
sentimental
and bring
home
a
rose
Give
her everything
'cause
you swear
she's
worth
it
All your
friends
tell
you, "The
bitch
don't' deserve
it"
Love
is blind,
so
there goes
your wealth
Until
one
day, you
see
things
for your
self
Came home
from work
early,
Mr.
Loverman
You had
a card
and some
candy
in your
right
hand
There's
the mail
man,
he was short
yet stout
He went
inside
your house
and didn't
come
back
out, bust
it
Just
a
friendly
stop,
come
on,
is
it?
The mailman
comes
and he pays
your
wife
a visit?
The thought
alone
makes
your temperature
boil
You say
to yourself,
she
might
still
be
loyal
You open
up
your door
and
stand
in a trance
You see the
mailman's bag
and
the
mailman's pants
Came
home
to party
at work
had a
hard
day
Look
around
your house and
you say, "Where
the
hell
are they?"
Run
upstairs
up to
your
bedroom
You look
inside
your room, you
see something
brew
in'
Cover
your
mouth
because
you almost
choke
You see
the
mailman's dick
way
up
your wife's
throat
Verse 5
Treat
'em like
a prostitute
(mmm hmm)
Don't
treat no
girlie
well
until you're
sure
of the scoop
'Cause all
they do
is they
hurt
and trample
Listen
up
close,
here comes
my last
example
One,
two,
three
Now
Verse 6
your girl,
she
don't
like
to have
sex
a
lot
And
today
she's
ready
and she's
hot,
hot, hot
As
you
open
up the
door
she says,
"Get
on the floor"
She
wants to
try
things she's
never
tried
before
She
takes
off
your
drawers
and works
you
over
She calls
you
Twinkles
and
you call
her
Rover
Next
thing
you know,
the ho
starts
to
ill
She
says, "I
love
you, Harold"
and
your name
is
Will
That's
not
the half
'til
you start
to
ride
her
Take
off
your rubber
and there's
one more
inside
her
It's
not
yours-
who
can it
be?
I think
it was
a slick
rapper, his
name
is M.C.
Ricky
Verse 7
Treat
'em like
a prostitute
(do what?)
Don't
treat
no girlie
well,
treat
no girlie
well
Treat
no girlie
well,
until
you're sure
of the scoop
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
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Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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