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Treat her like a prostitute easy guitar chords by 
Slick Rick
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Verse 1
Gm
F
Here's an oldie but goodie
Gm
F
G
Hit it
F
Excuse me (what?)
Gm
Can I have your attention? Mmm hmm
G
F
There's just a few things that I've got
to mention (uh huh)
There's girlies out here that
seem appealing
G
F
But they all come in your life
G
and cold hurt your feelings
F
I'm telling you
G
As Rick is my name
F
I wouldn't trust not girl
unless she feels the same
Treat 'em like a prostitute
G
(do what?)
Don't treat no girlie well,
Em
until you're sure of the scoop
G
'Cause all they do is they
hurt and trample
Listen up close,
F
here comes my first example
Verse 2
F
G
Now ya been with your girlfriend
for quite a while
Plans for the future,
she's having your child
Celebrate with friends drinking
cans and quarts
Telling all your friends about
F
your family thoughts
G
One friend was drunk so
he starts to act wild
He tells the truth about the kid
F
It's not your child
G
Acting like a jerk and on his
face was a smirk
He said, "Your wife went berserk
Em
while you was hard at work"
G
F
And she led him on and tried
to please him
She didn't waste time,
Verse 3
she didn't try to tease him
F
Treat 'em like a prostitute
G
(do what?)
Don't treat no girlie well,
F
until you're sure of the scoop
G
'Cause all they do is they
hurt and trample
Listen up close,
F
here comes my first example
Verse 4
F
It's your wife
G
You buy the tramp jewels and clothes
You get sentimental
Em
F
and bring home a rose
Em
G
Give her everything 'cause
you swear she's worth it
F
All your friends tell you, "The
bitch don't' deserve it"
Love is blind, so there goes your wealth
Until one day, you see things
G
for yourself
Came home from work early,
F
Mr. Loverman
Em
You had a card and some candy
F
in your right hand
G
There's the mailman,
he was short yet stout
F
He went inside your house and didn't
come back out, bust it
G
Just a friendly stop,
come on, is it?
The mailman comes and he pays
F
your wife a visit?
G
The thought alone makes
your temperature boil
You say to yourself,
she might still be loyal
You open up your door and
stand in a trance
You see the mailman's bag and
F
the mailman's pants
G
Came home to party at work
had a hard day
Look around your house and
you say, "Where the hell are they?"
Run upstairs up to your bedroom
You look inside your room, you
F
see something brewin'
G
Cover your mouth because
you almost choke
You see the mailman's dick way
Em
up your wife's throat
Verse 5
Am
G
Treat 'em like a prostitute
(mmm hmm)
Don't treat no girlie well until you're
F
sure of the scoop
'Cause all they do is they
hurt and trample
G
Listen up close,
here comes my last example
F
One, two, three Now
Verse 6
F
your girl,
G
she don't like to have sex a lot
F
And today she's ready and she's hot,
hot, hot
G
As you open up the door she says,
"Get on the floor"
She wants to try things she's
never tried before
F
G
She takes off your drawers
and works you over
She calls you Twinkles and
you call her Rover
Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill
Am
She says, "I love you, Harold"
G
and your name is Will
That's not the half 'til
you start to ride her
Take off your rubber and there's
one more inside her
It's not yours- who can it be?
I think it was a slick rapper, his
E
name is M.C. Ricky
Verse 7
F
G
Treat 'em like a prostitute
(do what?)
F
Don't treat no girlie well,
treat no girlie well
G
Treat no girlie well,
Em
until you're sure of the scoop
Outro 1
G
Em
F
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