Key: G major
Verse 1
The first night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
Found a horse in my stable
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C
Where my horse oughta be
Come here my little wifey
Explain this thing to me
How come a horse in the stable
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C
Where my horse oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a milkcow
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C
You're granny sent to me
I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle upon a milkcow's back
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C
I never did see before
Verse 2
So drunk I could not see
Found a coat a- hanging on the rack
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C
Where my coat oughta be
Come here my little wifey
Explain this thing to me
How come a coat a hanging
a hanging on the rack
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C
Where my coat oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a bedquilt
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C
You're granny sent to me
I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
Pockets upon a bedquilt
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C
I never did see before
Verse 3
So drunk I could not see
Found a head a- laying on the pillow
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C
Where my head oughta be
Come here my little wifey
Explain this thing to me
How come a head a- laying
on the pillow
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C
Where my head oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a cabbage head
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C
You're granny sent to me
I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a moustache on a cabbage head
G
C
I never did see before
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsC G
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