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The Wonderful Christmas Pig chords by 
Rolf Harris 
N/A•
Key: G major•BPM: 79
Verse 1
G
D
G
C
D
G
You've heard of
C
the wonderful Christmas Goose
G
and the Walloping Great Meat Pie
C
But I think myself it's not much use
G
to tell you a monstrous lie
I'll tell you of a wonder now,
C
D
G
as true as I'm a sinner
D
G
About a wonderful sucking pig
D
G
we had for Christmas dinner
That great, incredible,
C
wonderfully edible marvel of
D
G
D
a Christmas pig
G
C
G
The very first day the pig was born
C
G
he cut a few rummy capers
C
He swallowed up two big fields of corn
G
and forty -two tonne of taters
C
They took and drewed out all his teeth,
D
G
but that just made him snarly
D
He bolted a wagon load of
G
Swedes
and a wagon load of barley
That great, incredible,
C
D
G
C
G
wonderfully edible marvel of a Christmas pig
C
This wonderful pig he got so fat
G
he overflowed Hyde Park
C
His head, they say, when three weeks old
G
was big as Noah's ark
C
Leg was like a greasy pole
D
G
with a ton of bristles on it
D
An d his curly tail went
G
pulled out straight
D
G
with the shape of a lady's bonnet
That great, incredible,
wonderfully edible marvel of a
D
G
Ab
Db
Ab
Eb
Christmas pig!
Ab
One year was big as Temple Bar,
Db
Ab
or so the people tell us
Db
Ab
And every time he heaved a sight
Db
Ab
was like a blacksmith's bellows
Db
Ab
His back was like Blackfriar's bridge
and if I'm not mistaken
Eb
Ab
Eb
His head and neck was made of pork
G
and his latter end was bacon
Ab
That great, incredible,
wonderfully edible
Eb
Ab
Eb
marvel of a Christmas pig!
Ab
Db
Ab
To kill this marvellous Christmas pig
Db
Ab
they all got tired of trying
Db
Ab
For I won't tell you a word of a lie,
he was seventeen years in dying
Db
Ab
And when at last they'd laid him out,
Db
Ab
this pig that was so frisky
Eb
Ab
At Charing Cross they laid his snout
and his tail in the Bay of Biscay
Db
That great, incredible, wonderfully edible mar
Eb
Ab
Db
Eb
Ab
Db
vel of a Christmas pig
Eb
Ab
Eb
Db
Ab
Two hundred butchers went to work
Db
Ab
with cleavers, knives and choppers
Db
It took them just on seven years
Eb
Ab
to cut off one of his trotters
Db
One knuckle bone they had for lunch,
Eb
Ab
so in Hyde Park they took it
Eb
Ab
Eb
And had to boil a serpentine
Ab
in a vain attempt to cook it
That great, incredible,
Db
wonderfully edible
Ab
Eb
Ab
Bb
Eb
F
marvel of a Christmas pig!
Bb
The bones were sent to
Eb
flour mills
Bb
to be ground up for flour
Eb
That's logical, filled 300 ,000 sacks
Bb
in less than half an hour
Eb
On Christmas Eve the queue began,
Bb
as far as I remember
They were still there
serving meals from him
F
Bb
the following September
F
Bb
That great, incredible,
Eb
wonderfully edible
Bb
F
Bb
marvel of a Christmas pig!
That great, incredible,
wonderfully edible,
F
Bb
F
Eb
marvel of a wonderful Christmas Day!
Bb
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