Nick Teen and Al K. Hall chords by Rolf Harris

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Verse 1

Spoken introduction:

(Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet my two pals,

my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them...well...)

I never gargled,

Verse 2

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

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Verse 3

Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Here's what they said to me, 'Use

your head, just see your life is very, very dull"

Well, I never gargled,

Verse 4

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 5
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So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick,
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what should a fellow do?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy,
you should try a cigarette or two.'
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Well, I never gargled,

Verse 6

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Un til I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 7
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So I lit a fag, and I took a drag,
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then to my great surprise,
I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,
And everything spun
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round before my eyes.

Verse 8

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 9
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So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal,
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what do you really think?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy,
smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'
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Well, I never gargled,

Verse 10

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 11
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So quick as a wink, I took a drink,
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swigged a glassful down.
First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,
And everything went all spinning round.
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Well, I never gargled,

Verse 12

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Un til I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 13
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Well, here is the joke, when I awoke,
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it wasn't finished yet,
I noticed first a terrible thirst
And then a craving
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for a cigarette.
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Well, I never gargled,

Verse 14

I never gambled,

I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos,

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Verse 15
Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice
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and the drinking is really lush.
As you can see, there's
no change in me,
I'm still as pure as the driven slush.
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Well, I never gargled,