Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall easy guitar chords by Rolf Harris

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  • Verse 1
    Spoken 
    introduction: 

    (Nicholas! Albert! 
    Look, 
    I don't know where 
    they are, but 
    I'd 
    like you to meet 
    my two pals, 

    my buddies, 
    my two amigos. 
    I'll tell you all 
    about 
    them...well...) 

    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 2
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked at 
    all. 

    Until 
    I met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 3
    Strange 
    as it seems, 
    I met in my 
    dreams, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Here's what 
    they said to 
    me, 'Use 

    your head, just 
    see your 
    life 
    is very, very 
    dull" 

    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 4
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked at 
    all. 

    Until 
    met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and 
    Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 5
    So I said 
    to Nick, 
    'Nick tell 
    me quick, 

    what should 
    fellow 
    do?' 

    He said 
    to me, 'Boy, 
    easy to 
    see boy, 

    you should 
    try 
    a cigarette 
    or two.' 

    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 6
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked at 
    all. 

    Un
    til 
    met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 7
    So I lit 
    a fag, 
    and I took 
    a drag, 

    then to 
    my 
    great surprise, 

    I started to 
    gasp, 
    and coughed 
    like a rasp, 

    And 
    everything spun 

    round before 
    my eyes. 

    Verse 8
    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked 
    at 
    all. 

    Until 
    I met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and 
    Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 9
    So I said 
    to Al, 
    'Al, be 
    a pal, 

    what do you 
    really 
    think?' 

    He said 
    to me, 'Boy, 
    easy to 
    see boy, 

    smoking's kid's stuff, 
    pour yourself 
    a drink.' 

    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 10
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked 
    at 
    all. 

    Until 
    I met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and 
    Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 11
    So quick as a 
    wink, 
    I took 
    a drink, 

    swigged 
    glassful 
    down. 

    First it seemed 
    to hit me, then 
    it turned around 
    and bit me, 


    And everything 
    went 
    all spinning 
    round. 

    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 12
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked 
    at 
    all. 

    Un
    til 
    met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 13
    Well, 
    here is the 
    joke, 
    when I 
    awoke, 

    it wasn't 
    finished 
    yet, 

    I noticed 
    first 
    a terrible 
    thirst 

    And then 
    a craving 

    for a cigar
    ette. 

    Well, I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 14
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked 
    at 
    all. 

    Until 
    met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 15
    Well, 
    take my 
    advice, this 
    smoking is 
    nice 

    and the drinking is 
    really 
    lush. 

    As you 
    can see, there's 

    no change 
    in me, 

    I'm still 
    as 
    pure 
    as the driven 
    slush. 

    Well, 
    I never 
    gargled, 
    Verse 16
    I never 
    gambled, 

    I never 
    smoked 
    at 
    all. 

    Until 
    met my 
    two good 
    amigos, 

    Nick Teen 
    and Al K. 
    Hall. 

    Verse 17
    Nick 
    Teen 
    and 
    Al 
    K. 
    Hall. 

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