The Wise Men At The Manger chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
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Who are you?
We are three wise men.
What? We are three wise men.
Well, what are you doing
creeping around a cow shed at two
o 'clock in the morning?
That doesn't sound very wise
to me.
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We are astrologers.
We have come from the east.
Is this some kind of joke?
We wish to praise the infant.
We must pay homage to him.
Homage?
You're all drunk.
It's disgusting.
Alf, come on, Alf.
Bursting in here with tales
about oriental fortune tellers.
Come on, Alf.
No, no, we must see him.
Go and praise someone
else's brat -god!
We were led by a star!
Led by a bottle of all I like!
Go on out!
Well, we must see him!
We have brought presents!
Out! Gold, frankincense, myrrh!
Well, why didn't you say he's
over there?
So you're astrologers, are you?
Well, what is he then?
Hmm? What star sign is he?
Capricorn.
Oh, Capricorn, eh?
What are they like?
He is the son of God, our Messiah,
king of the Jews.
That's Capricorn, is it?
No, no, no, that's just him.
Oh, I was going to say,
otherwise there'd be
a lot of them.
By what name are you calling him?
I am Brian.
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We worship you, O Brian,
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who are Lord over us all.
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Praise unto you, Brian,
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and to the Lord our Father.
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Amen.
Do you do a lot of this, then?
What? This praising. No, no.
Well, if you drop in by again, do pop in.
Thank you. Goodbye.
Well, weren't they nice?
Out of a bloody mind, but still.