The Tom Selloutkin Show

The Tom Selloutkin Show easy guitar chords by Sister Souljah

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    • Verse 1
    What's 
    up, 
    sisters? 

    You know 
    we've all been 
    played by a fast 
    -talking, fly -looking, 

    double -chocolate, low 
    -down, cutie 
    -but -abusive 
    brother before. 

    Well, here's 
    something for us to 

    consider. 

    If you're going with a 
    brother and all you have 
    is his 
    beeper number, 

    that is 
    not your man. 

    If you never 
    met his 
    mama, that 

    is not your man. 

    If you 
    never been to his 
    house, that 

    is not your man. 

    And like my 
    great -grandmother used 
    to say, 

    Who 
    buys the goddamn 
    cow where you 

    can get all the milk 
    for free? 

    You gotta think, 
    get 
    off your knees! 

    You 
    gotta think, 

    close your 
    legs! 

    You gotta think, 

    raise the 
    standard for the 
    black woman. 

    Live 
    from 

    Hollywood, 

    California, 

    it's 
    the 

    Tom 

    Selloutkin 

    Show, 
    starring 

    Tom 

    Selloutkin! 

    Well, 
    how is 
    everybody today, 
    huh? 

    All 
    right, 
    I'm 

    Tom 

    Goober -Sullivan, 

    and today we're going to 
    have a real activist 
    by the 

    name of 

    Sister 

    Soldier 
    come on the show 
    today and tell us how 

    it is to be a 
    black person. 

    Well, first 
    of all, me, 

    Tom 

    Sullivan, myself, 
    am 
    an 

    Afro -American, 
    and I 
    know absolutely 

    nothing 
    about 
    being 
    black. 

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