Key: E major
Verse 1
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Well, I guess it was back in 63 when eating
my cooking got the better of me, so I asked
this little girl I was going
with to be my wife.
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Well, she said she would, so I said I'd do,
but I'd have said I wouldn't if I'd have just
knew how saying I'd do was gonna
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screw up all of my life.
Eb
Well, the first few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good times we had
Cause I'm reminded every month when
till the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home and found my
suitcase sittin' out on the porch
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Well, I tried to get in,
Then I found this note taped
on the mailbox
That said,
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Goodbye
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Turkey, my tourney will be in touch
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I'm gonna do what's right, give her her fair share
was gonna be that much
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She got the gold mine, I got the share
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Well it all sounds sort of funny,
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She got the gold mine, I got the share
Now listen, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Why they give her the color television set
Then they give her the house,
the kids, and both of the cars
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See?
Eb
Well then they start talkin' about child support,
alimony, and the cost of the court
It didn't take me long to figure out
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how far in the toilet I was
they have made a mistake
than this cowboy
makes
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everything I ever had worth takin'
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While she's livin' like a queen on alimony I'm workin' two shifts,
eatin' bologna
got the goldmine
it all down the middle
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I got the shag
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Well, she got to go mad, I got to be sad
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I got the shag
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Hey,
Kevin
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I got the shag
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tolling the bill anymore
You get it,
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Judge?
What do you mean
I'm...
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Listen,
Judge, I'm just kidding.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsEb Ab Bb
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