Key: F major
Verse 1
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when I heard footsteps behind me
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And there was a little old man
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in scarlet and grey chuckling away
Well he trotted back to my house
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With his tiny hands on his tummy,
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chuckling away, laughing all day.
Or as we put you to the gnome office.
Gnome office!
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Ha ha ha, hee hee hee,
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Ha ha ha, hee hee hee,
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Said the Laughing Dumb
Well I gave him roasted toastals
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And a glass of dandelion wine
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Carried his bag and gave him a fag
Yeah, where do you come
from?
Newfoundland
Oh, really?
In the morning
When I woke up,
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he was sitting on the edge of my bed
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He brought him along to sing me a song
Ah, what's that clicking noise?
That's Fred, he's a metronome
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Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
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I'm a laughing man and
you can't catch me
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Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
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Oh no, I'm a gnome, aren't I?
And you've got no gnome to go to
No, we're nomads
Didn't they teach you to get your
hair cut at school?
You look like a wrongly gnome
No, not at the London
School of Economics
Never staying up near chimney
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And we're living on caviar and honey
Hooray!
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Writing comedy prose for radio shows
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Say the laughing gnome.
One more time.
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ChordsA G D C
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